Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Why are you here today?
Long story involving a DeLorean, a clock tower, and Libyan plutonium. Also, sorry about your pine tree.

Well you see, when a Daddy bird loves a Mommy bird very much they…
Filling in my community service time part of my probation agreement.
I’m here today but I’ll be gone tomorrow.
I’m here today because I’m hoping for an either/or question.
Well, I’m just glad our young ones were here today to hear these Nuker Johnson speeches.
Who can argue with that!?
Rightrev
I developed an immunity to iocaine powder…
Why are you here today?
Because if I were here tomorrow today a huge rift will have been created in the space/time continuum that would destroy the universe as we know it.
I was here yesterday, still here today, and will be tomorrow, Cosmic Muffin willing.
Because you’re lucky and I’m not very discriminating.
… I’m here because a big clown kicked me.
I am here because being there got tedious.