Thursday Night Open Thread

I love rock n roll. Well, I did. I’m into a lot of other music, too. But, “my” music was originally rock n roll.

[The YouTube]

Of course, you know that Joan Jett wasn’t the original to record that song, right? Ever heard of The Arrows?

Anyway, we’re wondering what you’d like to talk about. Anything at all. It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

The Donkey Horror Picture Show (A Rocky Horror Picture Show Parody by Walruskkkch) Part 5

There’s a Dossier
(to the tune of “There’s a Light“)

Mika: In post-election darkness
we won’t give up the fight
Burning bright
we’ll have a guiding star
no matter what the facts really are.

Joe & Mika: There’s a Dossier.

Chorus: Over at the F.B.I.

Joe & Mika: Proving Collusion.

Chorus: Tween the Russians and that Trump guy.

Joe & Mika: We’ll make sure it gets out.
and drive this darkness out of office.

Rip Off: The dossier must go
to feed the hunger of the Left’s dreaming.
Go Mueller, go
let the indictments come streaming.
That is the plan, that is the plan.

Joe & Mika: There’s a dossier

Chorus: And a Special Investigator.

Joe & Mika: That’s the plan.

Chorus: Indict Trump if we can.
That’s the plan, that’s the plan.

Joe and Mika: Resist the triumph of the Right.

Cirque Du Soleil Performer Shows Off

[31 Tricks for a 31 Year Old] (Viewer #7,754)

It’s a little weird, and there’s some swearing & the music is grating… ya know what? Just mute it. It’s got subtitles for his bad English anyway. Just enjoy the tricks.

Link of the Day: The Way DC Is Going, This Would NOT Be Their Worst Movie

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Midnight With Bruce Wayne

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: Do You Have a Favorite Charity You Wish More People Knew About?

I found a list called “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data“. So I’m gonna post a few, and see what happens.

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Do you have a favorite charity you wish more people knew about?

I do give a lot of money to this one organization that helps people by selling them stuff that they can’t find in their local stores for dirt cheap, and gets it delivered to them free in 2 days.

They do good work.

I’m glad America’s tax laws exempt their profits, or they’d never be able to help out as many people as they do.

I Have a Dream

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Think There Might Be Life On Mars Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…

The Illustrated Frank J: It’s Such an Obvious Solution, I’m Surprised No One Thought of It Earlier. Someone Tweet This to Trump

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Putting the “Grim” in “Brothers Grimm”

Headline: “Venezuelan Inmates Eating Rats and Pigeons to Avoid Starvation

The closing sentence to every fairy tale that begins, “Once upon a time, a nation elected a socialist government”.