Her Needle’s Skipping. Someone Please Whack Her With an Oversize Novelty Gavel

During public appearances, Nancy Pelosi keeps saying her words incorrectly.

Great. Now we have to listen to her speeches to find out what’s in them. And then we STILL don’t know. Apparently her brains have turned to Obamacare.

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Bouncy!


[Crane Drop in Slow Motion] (Viewer #1,312,311)

Action starts at 1:00 and ends at 5:40, so feel free to jump in and bail out accordingly, if you’re in a hurry.

Link of the Day: We All Knew This Investigation Would Get Ugly

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

13 Russians and 63 million Trump voters indicted

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: Which Three Words Describe You Best?

Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Which three words describe you best?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosistic antidisestablishmentarianist

More Embarrassing Than the C in NAACP

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Says It Will Get Rid of Its Nukes. It Will Replace Them With…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

North Korea says it will get rid of its nukes. It will replace them with…

The Illustrated Frank J: If There Were a Vast Secret Conspiracy, the Outcome Would Be Exactly the Same, So a Conspiracy Is the Only Explanation!

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Come With Me if You Want to Live

The California burger chain CaliBurger is now using a robot to flip its burgers.

Ya know, when I envision robots killing people, I usually picture more bullets and less cholesterol.