Some ’80s song I just didn’t get.
I still don’t get it. Oh, well.
So, what’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Some ’80s song I just didn’t get.
I still don’t get it. Oh, well.
So, what’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
Hillary Clinton is still whining about 2016: “I won the places that are optimistic, diverse, dynamic, moving forward.”
Ah… like in that Disney movie about lemmings.
[Throwing a Needle Through Glass in Slow Motion] (Viewer #8,444,383)
To set your expectations correctly, the needle itself doesn’t travel through the glass, however, it does knock a hole all the way through the sheet of glass.
[High Praise! to Duffel Blog]
150,000 shooting deaths in Middle East direct result of violent video games, study finds
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Who was your favorite teacher and why?
The Dread Pirate Roberts.
Until I met him, I had no idea that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro.
I really need to study my Agrippa.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump’s new border wall will have a sign on it saying…
IMAO Headquarters, 9:15 AM
Hi, who’s calling in.
Hi. It’s Basil calling in for the outage service call.
Hi, it’s Frank calling in, too. So, why is the Website down?
Um…
I pay you clowns to keep the Website running while I’m focused on Towerfall … um, focused on other work.
Yeah, I’ve emailed Harvey about it already since he’s the only one that actually does anything.
Then what am I paying you for?
Um. I keep the snack machine stocked.
From the looks of you, only half the snacks actually make it into the machine.
Excuse me, Mr. Fleming? I’ve contacted the hosting company. They said something about bots and Amazon and the Russians.
Told you I didn’t break it.
So, how long were we down?
Around 14-15 hours. Everything that was scheduled to post now has. The database is clean. But I’m still getting phone calls from readers. And this one guy who wants you to extend your car’s warranty.
Tell the readers we’re back up. Everything’s back to normal. And send calls from that warranty guy to Basil’s extension.
Oh! Thank you! It’s lonely in the supply closet.
Now everybody get to work! I need to find my Xbox controller.
Thanks, boss.
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Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte said the UN human rights team should be fed to crocodiles if they came to investigate his administration.
That’s horrible! What did those poor crocodiles do to deserve that?