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    • I don’t know why the connection always resets.

      And the sign says, “Go to a consulate and for a green card apply.”
      But you didn’t want to bother with that and you want to ask us why.
      We’ll say, “You’ll depress our economy and try to bring in all your family too.”
      So you took off your mask and said, “Imagine that! Huh… and we’ll vote for Democrats too!” Woah-oh-oh.

      Chorus:
      Signs, Signs, Everywhere there’s signs.
      Explaing our policies. Saying “Don’t break our laws”.
      Believe this! Don’t do that! Can’t you read the signs?

      And the sign says, “Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight”
      So you jumped on the fence and yelled at the White House,
      “Hey! What gives you the right… To put up a fence to keep me out,
      “To Make America Great Again?”
      “If Pelosi was here, She’d tell it to your face. ‘Man, that’s not a politcal winner.'”

      Chorus:
      Signs, Signs, Everywhere there’s signs.
      Explaing our policies. Saying “Don’t break our laws”.
      Believe this! Don’t do that! Can’t you read the signs?

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    • “Oh, say now mister, can’t you read?
      “You got to have a green card, let me repeat.
      “You can’t stay, not even in a sanctuary city. You ain’t supposed to be here!”
      To be clear the sign says, “You gotta have a visa to get inside.” Hooh!

      And the sign says “Everybody’s welcome to come in who has a legal right to stay.”
      But when you pass the border patrol, you know you better pray.
      Cause ICE will come and end your stay.
      So when they do and send you back you should take it as a sign.
      You should stay where you are or you might end up doing time.

      Chorus x2:
      Signs, Signs, Everywhere there’s signs.
      Explaing our policies. Saying “Don’t break our laws”.
      Believe this! Don’t do that! Can’t you read the signs?

      Signs, Signs, Everywhere there’s signs.

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  14. Trump’s new border wall will have a sign on it saying…

    If you’re going to San Francisco,
    you might feel safe but beware
    If you’re going to San Francisco,
    you might meet some ICE agents there.

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    • If you’re going to San Francisco
      Be sure to wear some sanitizer in your hair
      If you’re going to San Francisco
      You’re gonna meet some filthy people there

      For those who come to San Francisco
      Summertime will be a sh!t hole there
      In the streets of San Francisco
      Filthy people with needles in their hair

      - Misanthropic Humanitarian, posting at <i>Ace of Spades HQ</i>

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