[High Praise! to Oppo]

Subsidin’ Away (to the tune of “Slip Slidin’ Away” by Paul Simon)

Subsidin’ away
Subsidin’ away
You know the more you divide your nation
The more you’re subsidin’ away

I know imams
They came to my hometown
They wore their passion for the Koran like a thorny crown
They said “Endure us, or live in fear”
Immigration’s so overpowering
I’m afraid the state will disappear

Subsidin’ away
Subsidizin’ away
You know the more you divide your nation
The more you’re subsidin’ away

And I know an XY “woman”
Became a “wife”
These are the very words a Lib uses to describe their life
They say “A good day
Ain’t got no white men”
They say “A bad day’s when I lie again
And think of things to whine about”

Subsidin’ away
Subsidized all day
You know the queerer you make your nation
The more you’re subsidin’ away

And I know Founding Fathers
Each had a gun;
They longed to tell us all the reasons
For the things they’d done
They went to great lengths
Just to explain
They’d say “Boys, have you been sleeping
Now turn around, defend it all again.”

Subsidin’ away
Subsidizin’ anyway
You know the more you divide your nation
The more you’re subsidin’ away

Feds only know
Feds makes their plans
Information’s all available
On the common man
We’re working our jobs
They tax our pay
Believe we’re paying for some highway
When in fact we’re subsidizing away

Subsidin’ away
Subsidin’ away
You know the moral for this generation is
What is slip slidin’ away