Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
their feminine intuition tells them it must be true.
…because of Sanctuary Cities there!
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
they’re frikkin’ SCIENTISTS so back off!
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
they can practically count the sweet sweet grant money that will be flowing.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
it will all come down to how you define “life”, won’t it?
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
it only matters what they think, not what they can prove. Isn’t liberal Science fun!
there isn’t any on Uranus.
of the existence of Henry Waxman, Nancy Pelosi, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Hey, that reminds me of a book I’ve read….
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
if there isn’t how can Trump be President? There, I’ve run rings around you logically.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
…they don’t have a life here. It must be somewhere.
… it would have been too costly to fake that Matt Damon footage.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
scientists do a lot of thinking. Most of it consists of “Will this get me laid?” Unfortunately, this won’t but it will buy them some free face time on the Science Channel.
…because of Marvin the Martian, duh!?!
…men don’t just grow on trees ya know. Well, they do, but the trees are on Mars.
…the little green man on the moon told them so.
…there are no guns there to kill everything.
…their world needs ditch diggers too.
…the lander keeps sending back recordings of a gruffly voiced Keep off my lawn!!!
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
there the little Scientists that could!
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
if there isn’t they gotta lotta splainin’ to do.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
they think they found evidence of sheep’s bladders being used to prevent marsquakes.
… a member of Congress told us there had been some there already.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
anonymous sources, highly placed but not authorized to speak publicly, told them that they can reliably relate information that was related to them by sources familiar with Mars but not currently on Mars that there is proof of life and it is being held by certain sources who cannot divulge it because it would reveal FBI sources and methods. Or so I am told.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
There’s a sign on the moon that reads: There’s Life on Mars!
Hmmm… cross-thread reference. Kinky.
ATTEMPT NO JOKES AT SHEILA JACKSON LEE’S EXPENSE.
ALL OTHER IDIOTS ARE YOURS TO MOCK.
I have a comment that had to be sequestered for moderation because it has a reference link.
A mystery! I’m intrigued.
Ah, curses!
I may have accidentally Tofu’ed you here.
I was trying to hit the “reply” line and missed.
All I was going to say was that in my mind I imagined your comment in Hedley Lamarr’s voice.
Where’s my froggy??
“NASA frazzit, life on Mars is all n —– [church bell chimes loudly]
“What’s that?’
“The life on Mars is all n —– [church bell again chimes loudly]
Still awaiting moderation.
Sorry, that one got caught in the lint trap.
Should be out now.
{Tents fingers like Mr. Burns:} “Ex-hell-lint!”
I am still intrigued. What, pray tell, caused it to be placed in Moderation limbo in the first place?
Don’t rightly know.
Which one was it, again?
The Shelia Jackson Lee link.
I checked with Basil. Looks like a random glitch in the spam filter that has since resolved itself. Shouldn’t happen again.
Eventually, my dear Watson.
(If you scroll up to just after your “sheep’s bladders” comment at some point in time, it may, mod willing, appear.)
… the Tesla’s hubcaps have been stolen.
Marvin Martian and his dog K-9 have struck again! Was there a loud kaboom when he took them?
Because that tune is such an ear-worm.
that heavy dance beat is rattling the windows.
Well, someone kept shooting down all those probes back in the ’90s.
Wait, that’s another book.
…because believing that Earth is the only planet in our solar system capable of supporting life is racist, you Marsaphobe bigot!
the Mars Bars have the best hookers and blow
Agrajag had to reappear somewhere.
Scientists think there might be life on Mars because…
Dejah Thoris, ‘nuf ced.
Played by Traci Lords, ‘nuf ced, really, really ‘nuf ced.
…because if they believe cow farts will destroy the Earth they’ll believe anything.
Therns with friggin lasers on their heads, nuff said.
…The Clinton campaign paid Christopher Steele to talk to Russian agents who informed him, which he put it in the dossier, that was then vetted by Peter Strzok and doodled on by James Comey, so you know it’s got to be true. -Also, Trump had an affair with the three-boobed martian woman from Total Recall.
…even though they don’t answer the door, I can hear them moving around.
…because SOMEBODY takes the paper inside.
…there are no Planned Parenthood clinics there.
…legalized weed, man.
…Nancy Pelosi didn’t just ooze up from a crack in the sidewalk.
…the DVD box set of Life On Mars they got cheap at Amazon was dubbed in Ebonics.
…David Bowie has left the building…