Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA is now warning people that…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA is now warning people that…
NASA is now warning people that…
an increasing number of signs on the moon is not an indication of any dangerous situation by may be triggering nonetheless so try not to look at the moon if you are easily triggered by the word Kai$hakunin.
Damn K-A-I-S-H-A-K-U-N-I-N reference!
NASA is now warning people that…
When we say it is not Aliens… its Aliens.
Close enough to my comment for me to sit this one out.
NASA is now warning people that…
When you least expect to be moderated… expect it.
NASA is now warning people that…
when the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie
that’s Amore!
When you’re bit on the heel
By an ugly green eel
That’s a moray!
NASA is now warning people that…
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!1!!
NASA is now warning people that…
Muslim outreach should not involve personal firearms.
…the moon is a harsh mistress,.
that qualifies it be a the New York D.A.
… Elon Musk’s Tesla Space Car has been issued a recall on faulty back-up cameras and is returning to earth asap.
…there may be an issue with the pod bay doors.
…and when they open, they’ll be staffed with TSA agents.
NASA Is Now Warning People That…
“Houston. We have a problem. And that problem is Sheila Jackson Lee.”
…walruskkkch is right!!!
It is both my gift and my curse.
You and Cassandra, right?
Pity Cassandra that no one believed you
But then again you were lost from the start
Now we must suffer and sell our secrets
Bargain, playing smart, aching in our hearts
NASA Is Now Warning People That…
…a private company is a threat to their existence. The same way UPS and FedEx is a danger to the USPS
…Henny Penny and Cocky Locky should have listened to Chicken Little.
NASA Is Now Warning People That…
“that’s no Moon…”
NASA Is Now Warning People That…
…Mars needs women.
NASA is now warning people that…
You can’t trust Woke Liberal Men.
Schneiderman, Schneiderman,
to #metoo girls, he was a fan.
Into private lives, he always pried,
Trust the women, was his cry.
Look Out!
Here comes the Schneiderman.
Could he do wrong?
Listen bud,
He’s got wokeness in his blood
But when he swings, with the chicks
He can really be a d#ck.
B*tch Slap!
From your Schneiderman.
In the light of the day
It will seem like a crime
At twisting truth he will play,
to avoid doing time!
Schneiderman, Schneiderman,
Cruel to the ladies Schneiderman
inflicting pain
Don’t ignore
Time to show him the door.
To him, women were there to bang up,
Now on him they will gang-up.
They’ll get that Schneiderman!
…in their experience, Earth girls are not that easy.
I look at you and suddenly
Something in your eyes I see
Soon begins bewitching me
It’s that old devil moon
That you stole from the skies
It’s that old devil moon in your eyes
… satellite imagery has detected kids on your lawn.
… there are still muslims with low self-esteem. Mission failure!
“Failure is not an option. It is a feature.” — Obama
…and a d*mned expensive one too — the Public
Your personal space is the final frontier
Asteroids in mirror are larger than they appear.
Uranus is not a pleasant destination.
Remember The Cant!
NASA is now warning people that…
it is time the close the barn door, the horse has left the building.
I thought it was the dolphins.
At least they thanked us for all the fish…
Space food will give you the Kessel runs for 12 parsecs.
#DarkMatterLives
The moon’s time of the month is approaching.
We’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
And revolving at 900 miles an hour.
It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40,000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It’s a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick,
But out by us it’s just three thousand light-years wide.
We’re thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point,
We go ’round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
(waltz)
Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere out in space,
‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth!
— montypython.net/scripts/galaxy.php
Gravity sucks
Earth is blocking a Martian’s view of the moon.
Yes, I thought Monsieur Dill would like that, given his avatar.
Still lookin’ for that frickin’ Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
A Vogon expressway is coming through
That is going to prove painful.
Early reports are suggesting that Major Tom is unable to hear Ground Control.
Pop culture references are piling up, adding to the Earth’s gravity.
Rick Astley has already contributed to Global EarWorming.
According to a NASA press release: “In the future, not all spacewomen will look like Sigourney Weaver. Or like Yeoman Rand. Mmmm.. Yeoman Rand.”
You matter.
Unless you’re squared,
then you energy.
No no no, you dont understand how radio works
You need to multiply yourself by light squared.
Ok. I’ll go with blaming Trump for my mistake.
Works for everyone.
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has found a U.S. flag on Mars, demonstrating the effect on a human being of microgravitas.
Sheila Jackson Lee? Human? Non-sequitur, your facts are uncoordinated.
Becuase James Kirk has not yet been born, green chicks are clogging up the bars of the universe.
..and Scotty always claims he’s gotta have 30 minutes to get ‘er up.
The answer is not always 42
Zarathustra did not speak thusly.
Bite your tongue
…five of seven cars abandoned by a drunken Ted Kennedy are about to fall from their low earth orbit, most likely into a shallow waterway in the northeastern United States.
…Dark Star has replaced 2001: A Space Odyssey as the only in-flight entertainment.
…that abandoning hypersleep research for the use of teenager astronauts means all ship functions will be controlled by cell phone use, tripling the cost of interplanetary travel.
…recent seismic activity and global warming will lead to Neil Young releasing a follow-up to After The Gold Rush.