Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
not becoming a smoking hole in the ground.
Liberals would probably complain about that.
Then how about . . .
[Dr. Evil pinky to mouth]
Vape –
-erized??
Sadly they have been complaining abut that as well.
huffin’ a-holes!
…the rights to MKGA hats…
Shouldn’t that be MNKGA hats? After all half the country is in pretty good shape. Also why the word ”again” as NK really never been great from the get-go.
a Chick-fil-A franchise.
…South Korean Hookers & blow.
…nothing. Which is a good deal for the Norks since Pompeo’s first offer was to trade them for Rachael Maddow, Rosie O’Donnell, and Jim Acosta.
… three Hollywood celebs that said they would absolutely leave the country if Trump was elected.
A box of these. [ brings out a box of paddle balls, one of which is warped]
A share of the Nobel Peace prize.
…another visit from Denis Rodman and that Gangam Style guy
Possibly for walruskkkch, as he isn’t here to say something about aliens.
I’m not here because, well, I’m not saying its because of Aliens but… its because of aliens.
He’s returned to the center! An instance of alien adduction!
Actually I got stuck in traffic at the Daily labor market at the Home Depot.
ISWYDT
Don’t pass it on, it might encourage others.
That’s the most likely place to run into aliens
I thought Walmart was the most likely place to run into aliens.
…a truckload of “Super Bowl LII Champion New England Patriots” T-shirts.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
a burger on Tuesday.
IWIST!
(I Wish I’d Said That)
Although if there were some meme that Kim Jong Un is gay, “I’d gladly take the hostages today for a bugger on Tuesday” would have been a grand slam.
Typo.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
the recipe for the world’s best egg salad.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
that Hillary Clinton wench, the one with fire in her eyes. Woof Woof1
Kimchi
Don’t they already have enough…ohhhh. Nevermind.
I think the moderator gods may be smiling down at you.
I prefer to be not noticed by them at all.
Quite. If you posted something objectionable, you might have to have your header cut off by a loyal servant after you’ve sacrificed yourself. What’s a word for that?
I’ll give you a head’s-off: “Your comment is awaiting moderation”
Serves you right for turning to the Japanese.
I really think so.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
some sexual favors and a promise of a part in Weinstein’s next film production.
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
copies of Frank’s new book “Sidequests : in realms ungoogled”, soon to be rising like a bullet on the NYT bestseller list.
“And not crashing into the ocean? Arrrsome!”
– Kim
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
an extended stay for David Hogg so he can see what it is like to live in a country where the government has all the guns.
Trump: Right. Well, I’ll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast pocket and your string vest.
Pompeo: When do I start?
Trump: Monday.
Pompeo: That’s marvelous.
Trump: If you throw in the shoes as well. (presses intercom) Hello, er, Kim? Could we have three hostages please?
Kim Jong Un (over intercom): One hostage and one missile for the two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock on the mantelpiece.
Trump: Two ex-army greatcoats and the alarm clock and a table lamp, for three hostages and three missiles.
Kim Jong Un: Two greatcoats and two table lamps.
Trump: Two greatcoats, one table lamp and a desert boot.
Kim Jong Un: For three hostages and missiles?
Trump: Done.
Kim Jong Un: Done.
Voice Over: So Kim Jong Un returned to his typing and dreamed his little dreamy dreams, unaware as he was of the cruel trick fate had in store for him. For Kim Jong Un was about to fall victim of the dreaded international Chinese Communist Conspiracy. (lots of little yellow men pour into the office) Yes, these fanatical thieves under the influence of the so-called Mao Tse-tung had caught Kim Jong Un off guard for one brief but fatal moment and destroyed him. (Kim Jong Un is submerged in a tide of yellow men) Just as they are ready to do anytime free men anywhere waver in their defense of democracy.
http://www.montypython.net/scripts/jobhunter.php
I’d say that’s worth an Obscury
Humble thanks!
But if that’s obscure, I don’t want to be un-obscure.
Tweren’t obscure to me. But then I am a big MPFC fan.
Clarification request:
To make me a good netizen, Harvey, should I by default insert links to website I paste quotes from?
(Will it head off any potential problems for this website?)
I could have, in this case, obviously very easily have linked the page I quoted from, as you did.
I just didn’t know if it was preferred (important) etiquette.
Thanks!
— submitted by Oppo’s Lawyer
[Oppo will not be appearing, citing Fifth Imbibement rights.]
That would make you “Sir not appearing in this thread” then?
Oh, now THAT’s a good obscury…..
Should have recommended Krelm toothpaste.
… Beau Bergdahl.
Hee-Hee-Hee!!!! (pauses to gasp for air)
Beau, you freaking TOOLl!! Drn Btchcoin!!! Serves you right, Mr. “Imperialist-Hater”!!
Heh heh
Heh heh
Pwn Star!
Heh heh heh
Hee Hee Hee!
North Korea just released three American prisoners in exchange for…
Stormy Daniel’s phone number so he won’t be ronery anymore.
Don’t know why
There’s no pre-nup with this guy
Stormy Daniels
Since my plan and I ain’t got together
Keeps draining all of the swamp
Oh yeah
Lipo, bare
Collusion inquiries everywhere
Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels
And I just can’t get my deplorable s*** together
Oh I’m queried all of the time
By Time, so bleary all of the time
When he polled away
The Blues walked in and paid me
Oh yeah if he stays immune
Old Russian Bear’s gonna get me
All I do is pray
The Clintons will let me
Dance in the limelight once more
Oh I can’t go on, can’t go on, can’t go on
Everything I have is gone
Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels
Since my man and my Democratties ain’t together
Keep straining all of the time
Oh, oh, keep ‘splainin’ all of the time
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah extraneous all of the time
Stormy, Extort Me
Stormy Daniels
Yeah
…a picture that will make Kim Jong-un turn Japanese.
Near China, Girl
Oh, Little Kim Jong Un
Oh, Little Kim Jong Un
I could escape this feeling with my Kim Jong Un
Just like Iraq, my little Kim Jong Un
I hear the news beating, anti-Trumpers
Saw the stars trashing
.
Obama’s mess withered my little Kim Jong Un
Wake up in the morning where’s my little Kim Jong Un?
I hear a new start, beaten anti-Trumpers
I saw the stars crashing down
I’m feeling tragic like I’m Marlon Brando
When I look at my Kim Jong Un
I couldn’t invent that; nothing really meant too much
When I look at my Kim Jong Un
I stumbled into town and broke your sacred cows
Projections of swastikas on my head
Crayons for everyone
Its in the white of my eyes
Last line should perhaps read:
“It’s on the whites I despise”