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  1. Taggart: What do you want me to do, mam?

    Mayor Jenny Durkan: I want you to tax every vicious employer and successful buisness in Seattle. Take this down!

    [Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Mayor Durkan talks]

    Mayor Durkin: I want a tax on the employers of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers, and Republicans!!

    Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, mam?

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