Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What’s the most out-of-character thing you’ve ever done?
Dangled a guy off a cliff, told him “remember when I told you I’d kill you last?… I lied”, then let him go.
Not like me at all. I’m normally very strict about keeping promises.

I once screamed “FIRE”! in a crowded theater during the movie Backdraft when the first fire scene came on and started running to the lobby to get soda and popcorn.
Proposed marriage once. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and the scars to prove it. Fortunately, I didn’t get married.
“Fortunately, I didn’t get married.” One assumes you broke it off – what sort of cretinous, boneheaded, imbecilic, lack-witted, self-destructive fool would turn down the chance to spend every day striving to improve the life of Iowa Jim? Although if I’m honest, American women are addicted to poor choices.
And here’s exactly how it happened:
Saaaay what????
Well, that was a bit of a frost, what? I mean, I say!
Toxic masculinity means never having to say you’re sorry.
Well I’ll be damned. For 18 years I’ve never told my wife “I’m sorry” because I thought ‘Love means never having to say you’re sorry”. My bad.