Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What’s your favorite sandwich?
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam.
I’m also partial to a ham & cheese omelet on buttered toast. The trick is to make the omelet square, so it fits without hanging over the edges.
What’s your favorite sandwich?
Whatever one my woman makes for me.
And brings me a beer.
There are so many. I’d be suspicious of anyone who could narrow it down to just oneTUNA!!!!
Apparently DamnCat has hacked my computer.
Which is strange, because my Norton AntiVirus isTUNA!TUNA!TUNA!TUNA!!!!!!11!
Obviously my antivirus program is superior to Oppo’s because I can safely say that my favorite sandwich is a BLT on toasted sourdough, with avocadTUNA!TUNA!TUNA!TUNA!TUNA!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!
Mine seems to be working but for some reason I keep getting pop up pictures of Bill Parcells and Hobbes.
TUNA
Oh c’mon, is this really a question?
It’s Tuna!
Stop that!
It’s obviously Nutella.
Nutella and tuna!
You realize there are half way houses and other government programs designed to help you poor wrenched Tuna addicts. You don’t have to live in the shadows anymore shuffling aimlessly from supermarket to supermarket always searching for that elusive can of Starkist, Chicken of the Sea, or Bumblebee . There is hope…don’t loose faith you can be cured.
TUNA!
Specifically, tuna melt.
Probably banana (neither fried nor mashed, but sliced atop salad dressing with peanut butter).
Chicken salad is good too.
Take heed you poor wrenches and replace that Tuna with a healthy and nutritious Banana and Peanut butter sandwich…there’s still hope for you. If you repent now! It’s all up to you.
Thank you, thankyouverymuch.
Mayo on Wonder Bread. Just mayo.
As a kid I enjoyed French’s mustard on Wonder Bread. Just mustard.