Straight Line of the Day: Hate Escalates! Now No Longer Allowed in Liberal Restaurants…

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Hate escalates! Now no longer allowed in liberal restaurants

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  1. patrons of only one gender.

    rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists.

    anybody on a mission from God, so that means Jake and Elwood.

  2. Hate escalates! Now no longer allowed in liberal restaurants…

    everybody but rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!

    [Iowa Jim’s comment was in moderation when walrus posted this -Harvey]

  3. …Republicans not anxious to be flambed for Michael Moore’s desert.

    …anyone who thinks tofu is not one of the two food groups.

    …people without a fear of forks, liberals hate being reminded they are done.

    …people who didn’t come for the Friday Trump”s head on a pike fish dinner.

  4. Hate escalates! Now no longer allowed in liberal restaurants…

    …silly English K-nig-hits.

    …anyone who has been in my kitchen.

    …the Health Inspector, for obvious reasons.

  5. Anyone with an independent thought/opinion.

    Tolerance for non-group speak (group to be announced and proclaimed loudly/nonsensically, later).

    The ability to see that THEY are the bigoted, closed minded ones. If you ain’t one of them, you shall be shunned…shunned and cast out I say.

    Ability to see irony: Everyone should be accepted and embraced…except those they do not like.

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