Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
“Do you like cream and sugar with your covfefe”?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
You aren’t a Russian, are you?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
“How come evil Kirk didn’t have a beard?”
“Only one scoop of ice cream for you.”
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
You had me at denuclearization.
“Is your Barber on acid”?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
I’m from the government and I am here to help.
And Kim’s reply will be……”And I’m glad you’re here.” And they’ll both be lying.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Pull my finger.
I wouldn’t doubt it a bit.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
“Your sister is kinda hot, is she here”?!
Dude…It’s Trump, not Biden…
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Ah, good morning, Un. And isn’t it a lovely morning?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
hold my beer and watch this.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
You can’t touch this.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It’s all about the base.
you’ll never find…another love like mine.
What’s your name? Who’s yer Daddy?
…ixnay the eftthay & andilismvay, opscay anecay erehay.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
I am your father Jong…
is “Check out the knockers on the hot Singaporean babe next to the door.”
is “Who’s your tailor?”
I see you and Hillary have the same tailor.
Go ahead, make my day.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja
Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone one-shot ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppan Gangnam style
Gangnam style
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Either “you’re fired” or “you’re fried” depending on which button gets under his finger first.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
I’ve got an offer that you shouldn’t refuse.
“Would you like to see me Indian wrestle Deniro back in NY someday”?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
He who would make a deal with me
must answer these questions three
‘ere a Pyongyang McDonald’s he will see.
Mmmm, very classical!
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Whoooooo are you. Who who who who?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
I’ve come to denuclearize the Korean peninsula and chew gum…
and I’m all out of gum.
“Have you ever even tried A-1 or Worchestershire on your dog meat”?
I’ll bet $1 you had to look up the spelling of “Worchestershire”.
(If you were Nancy Pelosi, I would bet you had to look up the spelling of “A-1”.)
actually I didn’t have to look it up..there’s always a bottle facing me in the fridge every time I open the door..lololol
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
choose wisely.
Do you feel lucky, Punk?
You sounded…….taller on the radio.
Make me a sammich!
Gangnam style!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
“Have you tried the new IHOB burgers yet here in Stinkapore? They’re to die for”!
What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
don’t look now, but we are being filmed.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
tis better to immasculate than never.
” A hundred bucks says my cholesterol readings are lower than yours”
“Have you and your hottie little Wifey ever done any swinging?” (wink wink)
Did you bring the Pueblo?
“Quickly as you can, snatch the Pueblo from my hand.”
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
you very funny guy Kim, just for that I kill you last.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
Go along with me and I’ll get you a real good deal on the Trumpy Bear franchise for all of North Korea.
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
come with me if you want to live.
I can get you out of that $4l+40l3 country. Do you want asylum?
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
“LEEROY JENKINS!”
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
so, where’s mini-me?
Denuclearization… you want fries widdat?
“This is my brother Kim and my other brother Kim.”
Are you as ronery as your father was?
The first thing President Trump will say to Kim Jong Un at their historic summit meeting…
My future’s so bright I’ve got to wear shades.
You mad Bro?
Wow- your hands are really small.
I’m thrilled at this chance to preside over the reuniting of South and East Korea!