Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
…your next pop-up ad.
Tuna!
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
how much pain you will suffer for not being a socially conscious liberal approved by them.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
the past.
Hindsight is 2020
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
with a level of certainty unsurpassed in the history of mankind that…Look! Squirrel!
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
tomorrow’s weather, well at least a 50-50 chance of being accurate.
The Spanish Inquisition
Nobody predicts the Spanish Inquisition!
It predicted someone was going to give that response too.
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That it should dang well open the pod bay doors without being told.
the value of its senior executives’ stock options.
how many cookies it will install on computers each day.
The winner of the 2016 Presidential Election
Still not gonna be Hillary. YeeHaw!
…that it’s better to extrapolate than never
…the next American Ninja Warrior…
…the day that Amazon makes Google obsolete…
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
the next sign to appear on the moon.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
No, that’s it. The sentence may be awkward to read but it is complete and correct. Google will be able to predict.
The question that didn’t get asked, and probably should at some point…. is the Google AI going to be able to understand Good and Evil?
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
that it won’t have to predict your desires, it will tell you what your desires will be…and you will like it without any back talk peasant.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
About as good as Criswell was able to predict.
… the number of cattle that will earn you a hat.
…what Trump will tweet next.
…your odds of redemption.
Whether or not the cat is alive.
ITS ALIVE!! ITS ALIVE!!!!!!
Who Hillary is going to blame next.
It’s us rubes in fly-over territory. We know it, and we’re proud.
Well, it WILL have access to a whole universe of topics.
Easy peasy…. everyone but herself.
…or Google.
…when 1-ply toilet paper will be banned.
That the cake is a lie.
…the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, both African AND European.
…how much its company can take in graft money each year.
….the answers to the questions inside envelopes that have been hermetically sealed and kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls’ porch since noon today.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
…the sea levels 157 years from now. Wait, it’s “AI techniques” and not “AL techniques”. Never mind.
…how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
Also the Tootsie pop question has already been scientifically answered. Its three.
I knew you were going to say that.
Using advanced AI techniques, Google will be able to predict…
How much wood a woodchuck will chuck when a woodchuck will chuck wood.