Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
…continued deep breaths.
…cutting back on suicide.
Tuna!
…reading Frank J. Fleming novels…
Or is it waiting for the next one to drop?
That just make is seem like life will never end.
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
not dying.
That was my first thought…
Along the lines of comedian Steven Wright — “I’m planning to live forever… so far, so good.”
…take off your pants and slide on the ice…
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
know only to, well, I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
hookers and blow.
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
Calgon.
Did you get “long life” and “clean brights” mixed up?
…correctly pronuncing the name of herbs in your recipes.
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/basil-grilled-chicken-recipe-1948273
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
written on the very last sign to appear on the moon.
I can hardly wait.
…Zeno’s Paradox…
How’d that work out for Zeno?
paradoxically
Not crossing Chuck Norris.
Longevity
Always being ready for the Spanish Inquisition
…signing up for Frank J’s newsletter.
Defenestrating irritants
…an even longer Buntline Special.
…written on the back of a business card in George Burns’ pocket.
…constantly asking yourself what would Hillary have me do.
…growing with those child safety padded grasshopper knees.
…eating dessert first.
… don’t associate with the Clintons
Finally revealed! The secret to long life is…
Throwing yourself at the ground… and missing.
(Others beat me to “avoiding Clintons” and “not dying,” dang it)
Always respecting other people’s choice of pronouns.
… to not mess around with gyms. (After not tugging on Superman’s cape.)
… getting Spock to wish you well.
It would be totally illogical for Vulcans to just make an off-hand feel-good wish.
Emulate Han Solo- shoot first.
…more cowbell. -The reaper hates that.