Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
Well I’m not saying he’s an Alien but…he’s an Alien.
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
a Republican.
That would be much weirder than if he was an Alien.
Fat, Drunk and Stupid…. Oh, that’s not really so weird.
It’s no way to go through life son!
…genetically confused. And Scott will not loose.
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
claiming he has no territorial ambitions outside of Quebec.
….fond of being staked to the ground and covered with maple syrup.
…a clone of Bernie Sanders.
…a straw collector.
..wondering why his state is smaller than most roadside parks.
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
his own sister.
That’s weird. In the Vermont governor’s race, the Democrat candidate is…
a Herring!
Was that just for the halibut?
For the krill of it all.
Stop! You’re giving me a haddock.
I cod just keep going.
Ya’ll need to get your bass’s out of here.
That’s a crappie thing to say.
..but I’m really a Cool Cat…Fish.
Sorry – didn’t mean to snapper at you.
Don’t be a chinook about it
Are you calling me a pike-r?
Only if you’re a sucker
Actually Bismarck was a hering.
…inviting cannabis growers to “make the Green Mountain State Green Again”…
..but what about the acid rain?
…unable to locate Vermont on a wall map.
It’s right next to Belgium.
…mounting a campaign to repudiate Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys as gun-toting racists…
…a quart of maple syrup.
Already applying for Canadian citizenship.
… wondering why his state was named after a Monopoly property.
Because Marvin Gardens was already taken.
…actually running as a democrat and not a “moderate” or “conservative”.
…rated an 11 on Bill Clinton’s 1 to 10 scale.
…is making her mark in politics by writing her name in the snow.