Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new robot dog is hitting the market. Amongst its features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new robot dog is hitting the market. Amongst its features…
…all its software bugs look like fleas.
…it walks you.
…its byte is worse than its bark.
because it subsists on COBOLs and bits
…it’s a good dog…
…it constantly repeats: “Call me anything you want b*tches, except Toto”. “Call me that and I will bite one of your fingers off”!
…it keeps getting Alexa to play “How Much is That Doggie in the Window?”…
How much is that doggie with Windows 10?
…it sends encrypted burst transmissions to a Chinese receiver…
…if it plays dead, it’s time to swap out the battery pack…
A new robot dog is hitting the market. Amongst its features…
Internal bay for Mailman seeking missiles.
…it’s programmed to steal papers from the Oval Office desk…
I thought that was an anonymouse.
A new robot dog is hitting the market. Amongst its features…
are such diverse elements…
A new robot dog is hitting the market. Amongst its features…
a wicked cool Bose sound system.
A new robot dog is hitting the market. Amongst its features…
will come to you when you call it through an App on your Iphone.
available at the Lhasa App store
It licks its nuts and bolts
until nut neuterality takes hold.
…is it’s a Woofi Hot Spot
…it can rollover… your 401K
…it takes the blame for it when you fart.
… built-in shredder for eating your homework.
It’s OS is written in Puppy Linux
robot girls think they’re so cute.
Is the WiFiDo protocol
Its security application uses blueteeth.
“Does your petabyte?”
It can bark in 27 different languages.
using algrrrrithms
3.5-inch or 5.25-inch floppy ears.
It can obey simple commands, but still goes in for packet-sniffing.
. . . and if you’ve ever had your packet sniffed, you know how aggravating that can be.
It has no problem saying “Bite me” to Obama.
Obama won’t be able to eat it.
…it’s loyalty programming means it will kill your enemies first when the war starts.
…makes an excellent lightning rod during thunder storms.
…wing-man interchangeability when bar hopping.
…first law of doggie robot is to attack neighbor’s yapping dogs. And kill their sweaters.
…makes a great impromptu hammer, bottle opener, back scratcher, foot stool, doorstop…
And if you hold it by it’s tail, a great paint mixer.
… sounds the alarm whenever Gypsy shows up or Movie Sign sounds.