Remember, Halloween isn’t just costumes and candy you didn’t pay for. It’s about kids demanding candy they didn’t pay for and threatening to egg your house if you don’t give in.
This year I’m going as the sheriff of Rockridge. Yes it means I’ll have to wear black face makeup, but no problem because I have no job to be fired from for doing it. My only problem is I’m finding it difficult locating genuine Gucci saddlebags.
I’m going blackface as Mad Max Waters.
Better not, ask Megyn Kelly.
That’s racist!
Let me be clear…
Dressing up as a black woman is not racist.
Dressing up as racist Maxine Waters is racist.
Looking for grey body paint to go as an NPC.
A gay Bolshevik, AKA a card carrying NPR host.
How will you be celebrating Halloween this year?
Oh, come on. I’m not saying I’m dressing up as an Alien but… I’m dressing up as an Alien.
I’m dressing as a giant wooden badger.
How will you be celebrating Halloween this year?
Scariest thing to a Liberal, dressing up as a Straight Republic ticket.
How will you be celebrating Halloween this year?
I don’t know. I’ll probably just do a last minute cultural appropriation.
How will you be celebrating Halloween this year?
The same way I celebrate every year, by planning to take over the World!
I hope you have better luck than the Brain.
How will you be celebrating Halloween this year?
Getting my Christmas shopping done.
Wait, there’s a Halloween this year too?
Taking the kids trick or treating.
Remember, Halloween isn’t just costumes and candy you didn’t pay for. It’s about kids demanding candy they didn’t pay for and threatening to egg your house if you don’t give in.
Trick-or-treating for The Human Fund ™.
Setting up check points on my front walk, and requiring an application, with a three-day waiting period, to receive candy…
“Gimme tuna or you welcome mat is gonna smell really bad.”
If I follow Jordan Peterson’s rule number twelve, are you going to file a complaint?
Nah, you’re cool.
Eating the candy we bought for the trick or treaters that do not come this far off the beaten path.
Would Harvey’s “Get offa my lawn” sort of imply a beaten path?
How will you be celebrating Halloween this year?
This year I’m going as the sheriff of Rockridge. Yes it means I’ll have to wear black face makeup, but no problem because I have no job to be fired from for doing it. My only problem is I’m finding it difficult locating genuine Gucci saddlebags.
Try Rodeo Drive.
Visiting Williamsburg, VA. #NotFakeNews