Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Oops! Maybe she didn’t realize the microphone was live, but Michelle Obama said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Oops! Maybe she didn’t realize the microphone was live, but Michelle Obama said…
…Dubya likes me best.
…I am the greatest of ALL time! I am the smartest woman of ALL time! I HATE White people!
…”Kale is nasty”…
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I’m not saying Barack is an Alien but… he’s an Alien.
Which type, Illegal or outer space?
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Hillary failed us. I trust our next candidate is more…successful.
…”I believe in gun rights” flexing in the mirror…
…I have full blown TDS and I’m proud of it.
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fetch me a small child…I am hungry.
Barack was just posing… He doesn’t even know what arugula tastes like.
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Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah A-Ah, Ting, Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang
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when I run in 2020 they better “let the Wookie win”… or people are going to regret it.
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Suckas!
…”why’d he?”
This jockstrap is too tight!
…who cares what she said???
…something the press will give her a pass on.
…blah blah blah, black, blah blah blah.
I love Jack Link beef jerky, don’t be messin’ wif me.
Nobody messes with Snatchsquash.
I hear Oakland may be looking for linebackers. Anybody know when the tryouts are?
Oops! Maybe she didn’t realize the microphone was live, but Michelle Obama said…
My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
… “After the election I’ll have more inflexibility.”
… “Rush’s just been outlawed. Obama’ing will begin in five minutes.”
… “For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of my ****. Ree!”