Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
is something you’ve probably already said.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…I voted for Trump.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
Kaishakunin.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
I am the Walrus, Koo-koo-kachoo!
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
Flowers.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
[Opens dictionary, randomly picks word] niggardly.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
is, well, I’m not saying its Aliens but… its Aliens.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
is absolutely.
…is anything that’s politically correct.
…deservedly.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…is anything derogatory about the following marginalized peoples! Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits (especially Mexican bandits), muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Methodists. Oh no wait…you can say anything you want about Methodists, it’s Socialists you can’t bad mouth.
… kltpzyxM.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Social Justice Warriors cannot hear!
Ni?
…changes all the time.
Covfefe
…”best”.
Everyone gets a participation trophy.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
Baby, its cold outside.
If you want to host the Oscars, the one thing you absolutely can’t say…
I would tell you but I want to keep my Oscar hosting options viable.
If that weren’t bad enough, it will probably disqualify you for the 2020 Olympics also.
Will they still let me win the Heisman or is that not practical on two counts?
You know they will condemn it as “He is man” right?
…”booger”…
WKRP Bacon to you, sir!
…”Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”…
…krazio kazio.
… is anything with an ounce of sense and/or remotely factual.
Good Luck Hamlet!
Well seeing all of the above makes me even more glad than ever that I have no desire to host the Oscars. Don’t think I’ll be watching them either.
…ironically, not one of the seven words George Carlin talked about.