In Arizona, a tanker truck carrying 3,500 gallons of liquid chocolate spilled onto Interstate 40.
Also at the scene: an army of little orange guys and a fat German kid stuck in a culvert.
In Arizona, a tanker truck carrying 3,500 gallons of liquid chocolate spilled onto Interstate 40.
Also at the scene: an army of little orange guys and a fat German kid stuck in a culvert.
So, that driver’s going to get a golden ticket.
After the accident, all that were left were the Quick ™ and the dead.
“No, operator, I said I just hit a mousse!”
“Authorities said there were a few injuries, but cautioned there might be s’more.”
“They added, ‘Just thank God it wasn’t a Rolo-over.'”
Oopsie Loompa!
Vermicious Knetics.
8,000,000 calories in a single swerving.
In the driver’s defense, it was a Rocky Road.
The Left thinks the JOOOOOS are surely to blame! It’s a world of Purim machinations!
They will Cadbury the victims this Easter.
🙁
Where did they bury the survivors?
Those responsible will be sent to old Nougat Prison.
The mayor of Carmel-By-The-Sea said, “Thank God it did not happen here!”
The former mayor said it made his day though.