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Fan Theory: Why Stormtroopers Can’t Hit Anything
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I’ll field that one.
Because the movies would have been boring and much, much shorter.
I always figured the stormtroopers, having realized that their body armor was nothing but a porous death trap, were merely blinded by their own tears.
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I saw a diagram once that showed how the eyeholes don’t line up with the eyes. That one made a lot of sense, but this one makes more sense.