Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
…is counting the minutes until her triumphant biopic hits…
“On The Basics of Sex”?
“On The 4 Bases of Sex”?
Something like that….
Will watch Wapner re-runs to see a real judge in action.
…in 10 minutes
…is writing mash notes to her secret sweetie, Antonin Scalia…
…having some much needed body work done by Dr. Fronkensteen. Anatomical gifts courtesy of Abby Normal as Hans Delbruck was not available.
… is hopefully preparing her retirement speech.
… is playing possum coma-tatus.
… is binging on non compos Mentos.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
is doing some hookers and blow.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
finally got around to that gift Ipod of speeches Obama gave her years ago.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
is pining for the Fjords.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
is preparing a brief for St. Peter.
listens to Cal Stewarts, “Uncle Josh” collection
listens to the relentless approach of death and decay.
… is replacing her IV of embalming fluid
…went and got a tramp stamp tattoo of Ocasio-Cortez’s face.
Is bathing in the blood of sacrificial virgins.
Is putting in a call to Miracle Max.
…she’s only mostly liberal?
…on the look out for ROUS’s (Republicans of Unusual Size)
Will be feeding her flying monkeys.
…has to deal with Hansel and Gretel.
…writing her memoirs beginning with the landing of the pilgrims at Plymouth Rock.
…will perform the title role in a new all-female production of “Weekend at Bernie’s”.
tries to figure out which wrinkle to use to finger herself.
… challenged Shamwow to clean up any of the messes her decisions have made over the years.
is washing out her jockstrap.
Answers “What’s your secret to staying on the bench so long?” “Depends.”
…dances with the devil in the pale moonlight.
…attack the Whitehouse as the sole member of the Ruth Baader Meinhoff Gang.
…bust some rhymes as rapper Notorious RBG.
…resume her old job as CNN host Larry King.
Contemplates the final sign for the Moon.
Is carefully placed in an airtight box by her puppeteers, did the taxidermy work doesn’t fade.
…is kicking herself for not getting her portrait done by the same guy who did Dorian Gray’s.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
has been feasting on the flesh of the unborn. Planned Parenthood cuts her a good deal on her supply.
Absent! Instead of listening to Supreme Court cases, Ruth Bader Ginsburg…
… has been taken to Tahiti. It’s a magical place. The treatment there is, well, I’m not saying what it is, but it is. [ORA if you didn’t watch Agents of Shield]