[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]
Local Man Takes Advantage Of 3-Hour DMV Wait To Pen Blog Post Arguing For Government-Run Healthcare
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Clearly wasn’t from CA, where post grads have been known to write their doctoral thesis while waiting in the DMV line.