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    • An epithelium
      Filled with helium
      Would be an improvement;
      But then again
      One with hydrogen
      And matches would fire up their movement.

      Wikipedia says —
      If i may digress —
      Epithelial’s a type of tissue
      For example, thin skin
      (Which liberals specialize in)
      Is special, like every issue.

      There are three principal shapes of epithelial cell
      Says Wikpedia, pontificating,
      With details too dull for me here to tell,
      Suffice it to say, scratching the surface is hating.

      All glands are made up of epithelial cells
      Which sums up quite well
      What Democrats sell.
      What was collusion
      But a gland illusion?
      A pre-minstral syndrome from hell?

      Functions of epithelial cells include
      (If I may be excused for being rude):

      Secretion and selective absorption
      (At which the media excel)
      Protection, transcellular transportion
      And sensing
      (which they do quite well).

      Epithelial layers contain no blood vessels
      A problem with which the Party no doubt wrestles;

      So they receive nourishment via diffusion
      Well, we were under no other illusion!

      Through the basement membrane.
      = A Millennial with a functioning brain!

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