We’re again answering questions you submitted to us. We’re taking questions via the blog in the comments, or by our special email address Ask.IMAO.Anything@gmail.com. Some of the questions were answered in the comments by other readers. And, if the reader gave a good answer, we’re fine with that. After all, the IMAO audience is the smartestest audience of any blog on the Internet with a conservative bent and a red and black color scheme in a three-column format and featuring the moon in the logo. No other place can say that.
These questions, though, still need an answer. And since we have the largest brain trust on the planet, we’re sharing our vast, infinite, really big knowledge with you. So, here are the second batch of answers to your questions:
DamnCat: When will this be a regular feature?
Whenever we damn well please.
Bob B: If you know everything, then… ?
Exactly!
walruskkkch: Wow answering everyone’s question seems to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Answering questions is tight!
walruskkkch: Got an old Carlin question for you: If God is all powerful can He make a rock so big that He Himself can’t lift it?
You know what happened to George Carlin, right? He died. That should answer your question.
zzyzx: If that’s not my car then where is my car?
Last time I saw it, Neil Patrick Harris was driving away in it.
Harvey: Who is the best Captain in the Star Trek Universe?
The answers others gave in the comments were all correct, and I have nothing to add.
Oppo: How did you get a copy of my booking photo?
We know everything and have eyes and ears everywere. The NSA is scared of us!
Oppo: Is there a homicidal monkey named “Mr. Bananas” out to get me, or what?
That’s not his name.
Oppo: Snakes. Why is it always snakes?
That’s not a snake; I’m just happy to see you.
If you have a question for us, anything at all, send it to Ask.IMAO.Anything@gmail.com, or leave your question in the comments. If you leave your question here, one of our regular geniuses may be able to give you the insight you need. But if not, rest assured that the super geniuses at IMAO will ensure you get all the knowledge you can stand.
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