It ought to make you feel good to reflect on the fact that you are not either of the people in this story:
Beer Vendor Fired After Charging Dolphins Fan $724 for Beer
NBC Bay Area | 10/2/19 | StaffPolice say a beer vendor used a personal card reader to charge a fan more than $700 for two beers at a Miami Dolphins football game.
An arrest affidavit says 33-year-old Nathaniel Collier faces charges of grand theft and possession of a skimming device. He was fired Sunday by the company that employees vendors at Hard Rock Stadium.

Maybe he was an ex-lawyer just charging his normal hourly fee?
He should be fired. You can’t just charge and extra $50 for a stadium beer.
Probably Miller Lite to boot.
Fortunately, the national debt was wiped out when he paid his parking fee on the way out.
The way the Dolphins are playing, fans would pay anything to get hammered at a game.
So they were fired because they undercharged him?