Straight Line of the Day: Kids today are clueless about…
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…finding the church key in the kitchen drawer.
Ours is magnetically attached to our refrigerator. I lerned my kids about it. I lerned ’em good!
…the definition of “clockwise”.
Kids Today Are Clueless About…
…97% of the time.
You misspelled “Climate Researchers”.
… clues…
My kids love that game.
… the most effective ways to meddle…
… the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow…
African or European?
… why old people are so obsessed with Facebook…
… just how much easier it is to read things now that cursive is nearly extinct.
… the concept of “competition”…
Kids today are clueless about…
…anything non-offensive.
…being self-sufficient.
…narcissism since it is now considered normal behavior.
…isotopes of carbon.
how to build a large wooden badger.
rotary phone
clutch pedal
dimmer switch on the floor (left of the foot feet)
… how difficult life was back when everything was in black and white, before color was invented in the ’50s.
especially stop lights.
Hollerith cards
Rotary telephones, except for the little toy ones with wheels and eyes.
…what a great president Romney would make.
…tv robots not named Bender, mail designated Return to Sender, a band with a Gibson, Gretsch or Fender, their daddies names, or their own gender.
Kids today are clueless about…
Cars with manual transmissions.
Three one the tree.
Tree or floor…they ain’t gotta clue.
… breastfeeding fathers…
missing an episode of your favorite show.
Seeing ‘Peanuts’ specials only once a year.
…what a real trophy should look like and what it’s for.
crushing their enemies, to see them fall at their feet—to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women.
…how life works.
They just grab the pdf off google
Mimeograph machine smell.
That explains a lot!
…walking home from the Cub Scout meeting by yourself after dark.
Kids today are clueless about…
Signs on the moon…and their importance to keeping the the free world…free.