Straight Line of the Day: McDonald’s Confirmed the Feature They’re Adding to New Franchises: … Posted by Oppo on 22 October 2019, 12:00 pm Per caleygraph2015: Straight Line of the Day: McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: … Spread it around:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)MoreClick to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
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… bouncers – to control vegans, Green New Dealers, and Extinction Rebellion protesters… Loading... Reply to this comment
… safe spaces – for those traumatized by clowns, or even the idea of clowns… Loading... Reply to this comment
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McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: … Hiring employees that can actually speak English. Loading... Reply to this comment
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…self-serve registers for politicians. …drive-by window for disgruntled former employees. …uniforms now include flip-flops and gilt insteps. …increase profits by paying you to cook your own meal. …allow homeless guys to spritz and wipe your glasses while you wait. …meat from animals even PETA won’t defend. Loading... Reply to this comment
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… McRawhides, McTunas, and McAlfalfas for your emotional support animals. Loading... Reply to this comment
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2 inch thick bullet and bully proof glass between the customers and the staff. This will make a prison visit like experience mandatory for all customers Loading... Reply to this comment
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
a Chick-Fil-A booth.
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
better food.
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
the availability of male sanitary napkins in the Restrooms.
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
vomitoriums.
(((SHAKES FIST)))
87 bathrooms, one for each gender.
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
clown free zones.
…sneeze burgers and surly fries.
… bouncers – to control vegans, Green New Dealers, and Extinction Rebellion protesters…
… squeegees for all the touch screens…
“Enter your debit card number and PIN”
— Filet o’ Phish
… safe spaces – for those traumatized by clowns, or even the idea of clowns…
They’ll even give you a red balloon to help you feel better, they float!
Just one? I want 99.
…working ice cream dispensers.
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
Hiring employees that can actually speak English.
Managers are required to learn how to speak jive.
Bet, babe. Slide a piece o’ da’ porter. Drinks, I run da’ java.
[Subtitle: I’LL HAVE THE McSTEAK]
Probably going to have to offer more than $15 an hour.
…McTripecicles!
…self-serve registers for politicians.
…drive-by window for disgruntled former employees.
…uniforms now include flip-flops and gilt insteps.
…increase profits by paying you to cook your own meal.
…allow homeless guys to spritz and wipe your glasses while you wait.
…meat from animals even PETA won’t defend.
Try our new McAArdvark burger.
In the Bible Belt-The “John the Baptist” special-locusts with honey dipping sauce
This works with Extinction Cultists too. Except for the honey part. Bee exploitation, doncha know.
…The McAngiogram.
…discount punch cards for the local cardiologist.
… McRawhides, McTunas, and McAlfalfas for your emotional support animals.
McDonald’s confirmed the feature they’re adding to new franchises: …
Liberal Indoctrination centers
…for a small added fee, they’ll get your order right.
Ten cent toll (dimes only) on the drive thru
Haggis
McHaggis to you chum.
McChum?
McRight McBoyo.
Kids meals with toy large wooden badgers.
McScotch and Soda
2 inch thick bullet and bully proof glass between the customers and the staff. This will make a prison visit like experience mandatory for all customers
Buttigieg bobbleheads
More likely Buttigieg Bobblebutts.
A comprehensive wine selection: Your choice of “Red” or “Yellow”.
I’ll have the sparkling Muscatel please.