… The Barack and Michelle Hour! Yes, folks, our most beloved former First Family will host this great new variety hour, full of music, monologues, sketches, and special guest stars! The Obamas you loved, the Obamas you knew, the Obamas with a song in their hearts!
In a just world, that would’ve been a very funny SNL skit with a funny SNL cast in a show that parodies politicians on both the left and right equally. In a just world.
…more reruns!
…rate increases. (must be better if it costs more)
…they’ve obtained the rights to the Ed Wood oeuvre.
The TRUMP247 network
More quality movie inputs/suggestions from Barack and Michelle Obama. A dramatization of Michelle’s latest blockbuster best seller.
‘LEEROY JENKINS!”
The solution to all problems!
… The Barack and Michelle Hour! Yes, folks, our most beloved former First Family will host this great new variety hour, full of music, monologues, sketches, and special guest stars! The Obamas you loved, the Obamas you knew, the Obamas with a song in their hearts!
Sounds like the Baracky Horror Picture Show
Flip or Flop — your large wooden badger.
“I’m you huckleberry.”
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
the hiring of more Democrat ex-politicians to lecture the deplorables.
…paddle ball games in lieu of pay.
Why do I always gets warped one?
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
well I’m not saying it’s involves Aliens but… THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE MAN!!!!!
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
getting rid of the current investors and replacing them with Folger’s Crystals.
… “They’ll watch any crap we put on out platform, so we don’t care what you think – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”…
…investor dividends will be paid in hookers and blow.
So it will end up being BYOHAB?
… “We have Barack and Michelle on our side – how can we possibly fail?”…
So they can add Hillary and remake “Three’s Company” for 2020.
… “Content, shmontent – we have brand loyalty, just like Blockbuster…”
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
…we’ve just acquired Bob Iger’s phone number.
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
…our Hellbender mini-series will be faithful to the book.
Which is available from fine Booksellers nationwide.
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
…”plastics.”
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
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itsxin preferred pronouns.…a new “No Takebacks” clause buried in the fine print of its new user contracts.
…they’re lobbying Congress for Obamacare-style “Netflix for All” legislation.
They will now be a green, sustainable, inclusive, gender neutral, socially conscious corporation.
Their minimum wage will now be $15.01!
That the investors had a nice lookin’ family and it be a shame if anyt’ing happened to dem.
Free foot pron.
An all female reboot of Pearl Harbor
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
…they are opening an impeachment investigation against Hulu.
… the company is expanding its focus by acquiring WeWork.
…the appointment of Chelsea Clinton and Beau Biden to their Board. The foreign contributions are about to just roll in!!!
It’s a little plan they like to call the Underwear Gnome Initiative.
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
the creation of Woke 2.0 programming. Taking wokeness to a whole new level of woke. The wokiest wokeness that ever awoke.
Wake me up when it’s over!
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…
…The Butch and Sundance Channel.
…a VHS subscription included with your membership for ONLY $5 more a month.
In my next term I won’t let Pence grind off his Hellboy horns.
…all content distribution will now be provided by Mexican cartels.
…the FDA has approved Tim Allen jokes as a cure for ED.
…a reverse Dialing-For-Dollars game called Dialing-For-Dim-Wits.
Netflix has satisfied investors anxious about its future by announcing…their going to feature California Congresswoman Katie Hill’s home movies.
The Odd Throuple.
In a just world, that would’ve been a very funny SNL skit with a funny SNL cast in a show that parodies politicians on both the left and right equally. In a just world.
Stop that kind of fantasizing, you’ll get a call from the Thought Police.
Where is this “just world” you speak of??
Turn Left.
Netflix Has Satisfied Investors Anxious About Its Future by Announcing…
They bought the rights to the Gorilla Channel!
Netflix bought the rights to the Gorilla Channel and plans to change its name to the Gullible Channel.
Gorilla Channel? Seems a rather racist way to refer to the Obamas.Maybe you meant the Guerrilla Channel?
Amazon Prime, mate
G’Day you right Pommy b*stard.