Per DamnCat:
Straight Line of the Day: Trump has rescinded his offer to host the G7 conference at his Doral Resort. Instead it will be held at…
Per DamnCat:
Straight Line of the Day: Trump has rescinded his offer to host the G7 conference at his Doral Resort. Instead it will be held at…
…a van down by the river
Or a river down by the van!!
… either his Coral Resort, his Moral Resort, or his Laurel Resort.
Or an undisclosed NARAL facility, where you can check in any time you want, but half of you never leave…
Thule Air Force Base.
… Cawker City, Kansas…
… the Atchafalaya Basin…
… gunpoint, until the other G7 nations cough up their fair share…
…Trump’s secret volcano lair.
I kept reading that as volcano hair… which almost works too.
Trump has rescinded his offer to host the G7 conference at his Doral Resort. Instead it will be held at…the Granger Hall in Wallkill, New York.
…the Holiday Inn by the airport. Not the new one – the old one – a quarter mile from the end of the busiest runway.
Note to the delegates: The only working ice machine is located in the second floor breezeway.
Adam Schiff’s house … backyard, of course.
Cellar, actually.
Are you sure you’re not thinking of The Alamo?
{Pretty Tour Guide Chewing Gum:}
“There’s no basement in the Alamo!”
{Laughs and swallows gum.}
Hotel Gitmo
Trump has rescinded his offer to host the G7 conference at his Doral Resort. Instead it will be held at…McMurdo Station, Antarctica.
…at his private estate Wayne Manor.
…at the William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane.
…at IMAO World Headquarters, for 18 hours.
Trump has rescinded his offer to host the G7 conference at his Doral Resort. Instead it will be held at…
…the SCIF in the Capitol basement.
The town of Rock Ridge.
Bring your own dimes…
…the captain’s quarters aboard the Marie Celeste.
…Camp Crystal Lake.
…an undisclosed location.
Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s castle
The deals must go down the tweets of Trumps dreaming
Flow Quid Pro Quo, let the investigations come streaming
Save my Pres. life, Save my Pres. life.
Say… Does one of you guys know how to Madison?
…Chuck E. Cheese’s.
…in The Gold Room at the Overlook Hotel.
…appearing every night ’till midnight!!
…Room 101.
A wretched hive of scum and villainy
King’s Landing
The El Royale
That could be big trouble.
And big trouble can lead to hard times.
The Dead Rabbit Grocery and Grog
Trump has rescinded his offer to host the G7 conference at his Doral Resort. Instead it will be held at…
A time of his own choosing.
…Old Faithful Lodge. (it’s snowed in now simplifying security)…(think “The Shining”)
Ah-hem…(see above…)
Not snowed in yet…too early. I’ll see you in the bar upstairs come December!
A rough place – the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. Worse than Detroit.
(Trump hurls Macron into a juke box. “Stayin’ Alive” starts playing.)
Kinda like a Turkish Prison, Johnny?
Chik Fillet
… from each attendee’s home office via teleconference, so as to prevent all the greenhouse gases released during travel.
Telecommunisting
… a neutral spot. He’ll set up a meeting with someone that you absolutely trust, guaranteeing your safety. At that meeting, you’ll be de-G7’d. The person who propses the meeting to you will be the traitor.
… a Similar Resort in Notlob, Ltd. — very much like Doral, as a matter of fact.
British Columbia . . .
The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty Scots pine! The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With his best girlie by his side.
Ocracoke Island,NC
(could probably still use the boost)
… Trump Tower.
DeKalb County GA G-4 District and eliminate 3 countries scheduled to attend so Hank Johnson’s state won’t tip over into the Atlantic Ocean.
You mean like Guam!!!!!
May I just take a moment to admire your ability — MoonNukers — to make funny comments to these one-liners (invented by Harvey, PBUH). They are truly random. Nothing guides them but the winds of change.
Feel free, even as we speak, to suggest Straight Lines that occur to you when your read the daily news — in either the “Contact Oppo” box (above), or any “Open Thread” — which I do read now and then, although it is run by Basil. Not “Basil.”
Peace be upon him…where have I heard that before!?!?
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The Chik-fil-A in Virginia Beach.