So how can we tell the difference between an actual news story and a parody? Got me, I only work here. But I know you Boyos are a lot smarter than me so I got 8 headlines for you to make the call. You will be timed. Best of luck.
- Osaka airport introduces canine comfort room, complete with pole
- Target Announces Senior Discount For Anyone Who Self-Identifies As Age 60 Or Older.
- Malpractice? This Nurse Included Shoes and Clothes in Your Body Weight.
- Come to Rio, get robbed: Brazil tourism body shares awkward Instagram post
- Australian Officials Touting Bushfire As Huge Success
- Woman accused of calling 911 after parents cut off cellphone
- New Hampshire Police Chief strips off clothes after being stripped of duties.
- Woman who flashed Google street view car faces legal charges.

Wow – I’ve only seen one of those headlines, so I know it’s real. The rest are terribly plausible, though. Your news aggravator is as good as your news aggregator.
My guess is they’re all real except #4 and #5.
Just yesterday I heard two of them, so I know that they’re real.
I’m gonna go with all of them true.
Spoiler: #7 happened in Croydon, NH, and the ex-chief then left the building in his underwear into a snowstorm. And as I live not that far from Croydon, I assure you it was a nasty storm that night.