Straight Line of the Day: Per Rihar, We Now Have “Social Distance Cleaning.” What Other PG-13 “Social Distance” Terms Are There?

Straight Line of the Day: Per Rihar, we now have “Social Distance Cleaning.” What other PG-13 “Social Distance” terms are there?

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PG-13, that is.

i.e., No jokes about “flattening the curves.”

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  1. “I Don’t Want To Hold Your Hand”
    “I Got You (I Don’t Feel Good)”
    “Obamalamadingdong”
    “I Will Follow Him (From a Distance)”
    “Love Is Here, and Now You’re Six Feet Away”

    • Oh, a germ is threat’ning
      My very life today
      If I don’t shelter in place
      Oh yeah, I’ve got the Feds to face

      Wuhan vaccine, it’s just a shot away
      It’s just a shot away
      Wuhan vaccine, it’s just a shot away
      It’s just a shot away

      Ooh, do you perspire when sleepin’?
      Out of the street today
      Bern’s like a red old memory
      Mad bull market lost its way

      Wuhan, children, it’s just a snot away
      It’s just a snot away
      Wuhan, children, it’s just a snot away
      It’s just a snot away

      Rape, murder!
      Ain’t in the news today
      Ain’t in the news today
      Rape, murder, yeah!
      Ain’t in the news today
      That’s not the plot today, yeah . . .

      Your blood is threat’ning
      My very life today
      Gimme Shelter In Place
      Oh, I shoulda stayed away

      Wuhan, children, it’s like a lottery
      Just move your cot away
      Just move your cot away
      Just move your cot away
      Just move your cot away

      I say I love you, sister, but it’s just this-a-way
      It’s just this-a-way
      It’s just this-a-way
      It’s just this-a-way
      It’s just this-a-way
      This-a-way, this-a-way

  2. Take my wife, please.

    Being three sheets to the wind will cause a stampede in the Sam’s Club parking lot.

    Do Bogart that joint.

    Doctor, is that a ventilator…

    Never answering the question “Are you positive that you’re negative?”

    If we can put a man on the moon, why can’t we put me on a different moon?

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