Straight Line of the Day: Per Rihar, we now have “Social Distance Cleaning.” What other PG-13 “Social Distance” terms are there?
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PG-13, that is.
i.e., No jokes about “flattening the curves.”
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Straight Line of the Day: Per Rihar, we now have “Social Distance Cleaning.” What other PG-13 “Social Distance” terms are there?
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PG-13, that is.
i.e., No jokes about “flattening the curves.”
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With everyone staying home, sitting around and not working, many will see a “fattening of the curves”.
How long until we see the song parody “Kung Flu Fighting”?
Along with the Knack’s My Corona
Songs expected to become popular again in 2020:
Don’t Stand So Close To Me- The Police
Don’t Come Around Here No More- Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Keep Your Hands to Yourself- Georgia Satellites
I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor
Stayin’ Alive – Bee Gees
Stay (Far Away, So Close)
Wait, that could be a mixed message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrtwXqqc6g
“How long until we see the song parody “Kung Flu Fighting”?”
Oh, about 42 minutes after your post…
What other PG-13 “Social Distance” terms are there?
Friend zone ultimate.
What other PG-13 “Social Distance” terms are there?
Do you think Casey Kasem will play my Social Distance dedication?
“flattening the curves.”
Why no Dukes of Hazard jokes?
“Stop right there! Before we go any further…”
From the album “Bat Out of Wuhan”
Don’t eat the batloaf.
I won’t do that
But you’ll do anything for love…
“Get off my lawn!”
“Stop. In the name of health.”
“I Don’t Want To Hold Your Hand”
“I Got You (I Don’t Feel Good)”
“Obamalamadingdong”
“I Will Follow Him (From a Distance)”
“Love Is Here, and Now You’re Six Feet Away”
My eyes adored you
though I never laid a hand on you…
Another Saturday night and I ain’t go nobody…
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want T.P.
Twice on the pipe ( ) ( ) if you’ve really got to go
(It’s Just Your) Nineteenth Virus Breakdown
Gimme Shelter in Place
+1!
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Oh, a germ is threat’ning
My very life today
If I don’t shelter in place
Oh yeah, I’ve got the Feds to face
Wuhan vaccine, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Wuhan vaccine, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Ooh, do you perspire when sleepin’?
Out of the street today
Bern’s like a red old memory
Mad bull market lost its way
Wuhan, children, it’s just a snot away
It’s just a snot away
Wuhan, children, it’s just a snot away
It’s just a snot away
Rape, murder!
Ain’t in the news today
Ain’t in the news today
Rape, murder, yeah!
Ain’t in the news today
That’s not the plot today, yeah . . .
Your blood is threat’ning
My very life today
Gimme Shelter In Place
Oh, I shoulda stayed away
Wuhan, children, it’s like a lottery
Just move your cot away
Just move your cot away
Just move your cot away
Just move your cot away
I say I love you, sister, but it’s just this-a-way
It’s just this-a-way
It’s just this-a-way
It’s just this-a-way
It’s just this-a-way
This-a-way, this-a-way
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Excellent!!!
Take my wife, please.
Being three sheets to the wind will cause a stampede in the Sam’s Club parking lot.
Do Bogart that joint.
Doctor, is that a ventilator…
Never answering the question “Are you positive that you’re negative?”
If we can put a man on the moon, why can’t we put me on a different moon?
“WHO, are you?”
subtle
According to Waylon Jennings you’re supposed to straighten the curves and flatten the hills.