Straight Line of the Day: Panicdotal Evidence Suggests… Posted by Oppo on 17 April 2020, 12:00 am Straight Line of the Day: Panicdotal evidence suggests…
…If you see someone with 10 cases of salted caramel Clamato Budweiser, you better buy up the rest or you’ll be sorry. Reply to this comment
…that a.m. and p.m. are really hard to see when scheduling when to post your blog entry. Reply to this comment
…the virus can jump through solid walls and windows because people have to wear their masks while driving–alone in their vehicle. Reply to this comment
As new data about the Jinping lung thing comes in, it will show that Epstein didn’t kill himself. Reply to this comment
As that famous eighteenth century pirate Long John Clinton once said, “Dead men tell no tales.” Reply to this comment
Based on a case study of Democrat candidates over 70 years old, having dementia might provide immunity to the Wuhan wheeze. Reply to this comment
Mass transportation, pedestrians crowd the streets Heading down to Chinatown, hugging everyone we meet Now we’re all wearing PPE, I’ve been splattered Shadoobie Reply to this comment
That we’re all going to die!
Well, I can’t argue with that
Some of us eight more times than others.
…If you see someone with 10 cases of salted caramel Clamato Budweiser, you better buy up the rest or you’ll be sorry.
…that a.m. and p.m. are really hard to see when scheduling when to post your blog entry.
The future is now.
A.M., P.M. — what’s the difference?
Got me, can I buy a vowel?
AM- crappy radio signal.
PM- Boris Johnson
You can’t have too much tuna.
And remember, you can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.
You don’t need to tune a fish. It can always hit the high C.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/mercury-in-tuna
…the virus can jump through solid walls and windows because people have to wear their masks while driving–alone in their vehicle.
I didn’t know that. Thanks for the tip.
As new data about the Jinping lung thing comes in, it will show that Epstein didn’t kill himself.
As that famous eighteenth century pirate Long John Clinton once said, “Dead men tell no tales.”
Based on a case study of Democrat candidates over 70 years old, having dementia might provide immunity to the Wuhan wheeze.
No punch line here, I just want to mention that “panicdotal” is a great word.
“Trust no one!”
I don’t believe you.
“It’s a fair cop…”
… that cooties is REAL…
… that pandemics are primarily spread by meddling kids…
Mass transportation, pedestrians crowd the streets
Heading down to Chinatown, hugging everyone we meet
Now we’re all wearing PPE, I’ve been splattered
Shadoobie