“…I Mean, What Is This Malarkey?”

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  1. Dizzy
    I’m so dizzy, my head is spinning
    Pickin’ VPs, it never ends
    And it’s you, girls, making it spin
    You’re making me dizzy
    First time that I saw you, girls, I knew I had to make one of you mine
    But it’s so hard to talk to you with Secret Service round me all the time
    I want to smell you, my sweet pet
    But you keep playing hard to get
    Going around in circles all the time
    Dizzy
    I’m so dizzy, my head is spinning
    Like a whirlpool, it never ends
    And it’s you, girls, making it spin
    You’re making me dizzy
    I finally got to talk to you, but the words just didn’t come out right
    Then I held you close to me and sniffed you and held you way too tight
    Girl, you’ve got control of me
    ‘Cause I’m so dizzy I can’t see
    I need to call a doctor for some help
    Dizzy
    I’m so dizzy, my head is spinning
    Like a whirlpool, it never ends
    And it’s you, girls, making it spin
    You’re making me dizzy
    My head is spinning
    Like a whirlpool, it never ends
    And it’s you, girls, making it spin
    You’re making me dizzy
    Oh, I’m so dizzy
    You’re making me dizzy
    Yeah, I’m so dizzy

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