Straight Line of the Day: Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
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Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
practice safe social distancing.
Beat me to it!
… it’s just an animated feature…
Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
Enjoy the trip.
Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
only you matter.
Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
remember to vote in the Babesleaga, your life may depend on it.
pray for a pandemic. Poof! traffic gone.
… it was caused by some idiot up ahead on a cell phone
Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
Don’t forget to stop and smell the poop!
…leave the Diablo sammich and Dr. Pepper at home, you are not in THAT big of a GD hurry.
…Frogger wasn’t a quitter, you shouldn’t either.
Lift with your legs.
or was it lift your leg? I wasn’t close enough to really hear him.
C♯ or B♭
If you are referring to The Goonies, that’s A♯ or B♭, which, coincidentally, are the same thing…
No – my comment had nothing to do with your family.
Did it have anything to do with my visual acuity and my spatial orientation?
In the mode of Burma Shave signs.
….to avoid the French Mistake.
… hesitate, Euro-step, and drop the rock to the trailer…
…we don’t care what game you play, as long as you play.
…clear a path by whining about fat shaming microaggressions by the use of the word “heavy.” Throw in “gas hog” for good measure.
…Ralph Bakshi is like an R-rated Walt Disney.
Safety Pup says, “When in heavy traffic, remember…”
to always bring a towel!! Oh…wait a second, maybe it was Towelie that said that. I have no idea what’s going on.
Is safety Pup like Greta Thuneberg? Some kid we are supposed to think knows everything?
Safety Pup knows all. Obey Safety Pup!
So, yes.
How dare you!
…an orangutan works even better than a middle finger for signaling left turns.
…the trail of smoke from a Bernie stickered Volvo will calm your nerves.
You stop looking cool well before that donut spare is showing threads. Get a job and buy a retread.
…that black cat crossing the road is fleeing the LAPD officer with the German Shepherd.
…speed bump or need an alibi? Always plan ahead if you’ve been drinking.