Straight Line of the Day: The biggest lie you’d ever tell on a dating site COULD be…
(For the sake of argument…)
Straight Line of the Day: The Biggest Lie You’d Ever Tell on a Dating Site COULD Be…
Straight Line of the Day: The biggest lie you’d ever tell on a dating site COULD be…
(For the sake of argument…)
The Biggest Lie You’d Ever Tell on a Dating Site COULD Be…
well I’m not saying I’m not an Alien but… I’m not an Alien.
The Biggest Lie You’d Ever Tell on a Dating Site COULD Be…
I always pronounce it Basil not Basil.
The Biggest Lie You’d Ever Tell on a Dating Site COULD Be…
I’m just looking for some good dinner conversation.
… IMAO? Never heard of it…
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… Cats? Love ‘em, and they love me…
…no your internet photo doesn’t make your ass look bigger.
Where have you been? Ever since Kim K., they’re practically about to bring bustles back.
🙂
… Of course these teeth are my own – I paid for them, didn’t I?
Those are not Folgers Crystals.
The Biggest Lie You’d Ever Tell on a Dating Site COULD Be…
I’m just a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you.
“The Biggest Lie You’d Ever Tell on a Dating Site…”
Jeeze! That’s like asking what’s the biggest lie Pencil-neck Shift tells on TV.
Oh! Oh! I know that one…”I have irrefutable proof that Trump colluded with the Russians.”
No, I don’t consider Rico a personal friend.
The biggest lie you’d tell on a dating site…
That you not old enough to own any 45’s that aren’t guns?
We won’t mention my 78 rpm records. Or the scrolls from the player piano.
You don’t have a live gregorian monk in the basement, do you?
No, but I do have cassette tapes of Gregorian chants in the basement.
Youngster.
…Only the names have been changed, to protect the innocent.
…An anarchy tattoo on a woman’s face is soooooo classy, you betcha.
She just love my big ten inch…
…Record of her favorite blues
I’m not really a cat.
I am shocked, shocked!
I’m really looking for a long-term relationship.
I’m not really this tall. I’m standing on my wallet.
Name: Joe Biden
Sex: SWM
Age: 14 or umm 12, how old are you?
Interests: Joe Biden