So once again I’m discriminated against.
That comment got two likes, the ostensible reason I didn’t get one, but still got an obscury.
Sonomogun.
It’s because I’m white, isn’t it?
Well I don’t know much about computing, but what I do know is that I’m going to kick my CPU if it takes longer than P seconds to locate me an unwatched cat video from among the infinite number of cat videos available on the internet.
Depends on how many quantifier alternations are in the sentences defining the relations.
If we just have “There exists x such that R(x) holds”, for some computable R, the problem is merely Sigma-0-1, a.k.a. computably enumerable. Increasing the number of “There exists” variables doesn’t make the problem any harder, but the problem, “There exists x such that, for every y, the relation R(x, y) holds” is not computably enumerable.
…Hung out with some friends, accidentally ran over a guy, dumped his body in Tempe Town Lake, vowed to never talk about it again. Looking forward to an uneventful summer next year.
Why do you ask?
I’ve lived in Tempe, so that’s nothing new. Would be interested to know what the body count is in that lake now. Kiwanis’s Park Lake, while not as deep, would be another good dumping location. Personally, I just let them float down the CAP.
Coworker lived on the outskirts of Apache Junction, right at the foot of the Superstitions. Was a wonderful spot to sit out on the back porch in the evening, crack open a barley pop, and watch the mountains change color in the sunset.
Oh, he had a wash out back that was perfect for your proposal as well.
Read lots of great stuff at IMAO. Best summer ever! (I need to get a life.)
What I Did On My Summer Vacation:
My lawyer says I shouldn’t talk about that.
Hid in the basement.
Hi Joe
….so SSDD?
Studied being anti-social.
I teach a Master’s level course on that.
Classes include grunting, eye-contact avoidance and not listening to idiots.
What I Did On My Summer Vacation:
On my fourth day of summer vacation I got a job keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.
Well done.
Can I nominate for an Obscury?
Much obliged…I was kinda wondering if anyone would pick up on that.
So once again I’m discriminated against.
That comment got two likes, the ostensible reason I didn’t get one, but still got an obscury.
Sonomogun.
It’s because I’m white, isn’t it?
Yes.
Ask Sister Mary Elephant.
She keeps telling me to shut up.
She’ll do that.
Forgot how to put on pants.
“What I did on my summer vacation:”
It was summer outside?
“What I did on my summer vacation:”
Well I’m not saying it involved Aliens but… it involved Aliens.
It also didn’t involve nameplates.
Only because the emo emu ate them all.
… calculated the ranges of Turing Degrees of relations based on extensions of NP-complete problems to infinite domains.
I doubt you did it to the unbounded constraints of my satisfaction.
Unbounded constraints? Is that like an invisible fence?
Well I don’t know much about computing, but what I do know is that I’m going to kick my CPU if it takes longer than P seconds to locate me an unwatched cat video from among the infinite number of cat videos available on the internet.
How long do you expect it to take to search an infinite number of items?
You’ll have to ask cayleygraph2015. He’s got the numbers on his desk.
Slightly longer than it takes Scotty to get another 10% out of a warp drive that’s already running at 123%?
Depends on how many quantifier alternations are in the sentences defining the relations.
If we just have “There exists x such that R(x) holds”, for some computable R, the problem is merely Sigma-0-1, a.k.a. computably enumerable. Increasing the number of “There exists” variables doesn’t make the problem any harder, but the problem, “There exists x such that, for every y, the relation R(x, y) holds” is not computably enumerable.
Gonna have to create a new award.
A Gabby Johnson award for genuine gibberish.
I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsey, but I think I’ll just forget it.
Admittedly, the field hasn’t lent itself to practical application…
Sounds like Star Trek technobabble to me.
Only if he also inverts the subspace particle field.
“What I did on my summer vacation:”
I did nothing, nothing!
…and I have alibis to prove it.
“What I did on my summer vacation:”
I went hunting wabbits.
Without your rifle?
Hahahahahaha.
Vacation – You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means…
I called in police reports on all the suspicious looking people in masks that have suddenly started to pop up everywhere.
Did it do any good?
They showed up in mask too!
The best crime fighters always wear masks…
Did it do any good? Not in Chicago, Portland, NYC, or Seattle…they don’t prosecute crime in those city’s anymore.
Vacation – a bourgeois concept borne from your decadent fascistic upbringing…
I stayed off my own lawn…
What I did on my summer vacation…
….learned how to make inexpensive nameplates that really make an impression.
Call me. Let’s talk.
Won’t do you any good, all his nameplates have EMO printed on them.
How hard is it to spell Emu?
It’s much easier to spell EMO than EMU, much easier. And both are much easier than trying to spell walruskkkch.
For the goth emus.
What I did on my summer vacation…
…finally passed the certification test to become a full-fledged emu wrangler.
That explains all those emus seeking restraining orders…
What I did on my summer vacation…
…went out to discover the beauty that America has to offer, and amassed an impressive number of restraining orders.
Took a course where I learned two differentiate among there, they’re, and their. They were running a too for one offer, so my wife took it to.
You’ve still got a long weigh to go.
Puns…..I love um.
I think you meant to say “Puns – aye, love um”
Pretty typical, summered in Rangoon, luge lessons…
What I did on my summer vacation…
Made my final preparations for the Fall Ragnorak.
— or Pon Farr?
Jamey.
It’s getting ugly out there…
I social distanced…. so basically nothing much changed.
One word: Kaishakunin!
…Hung out with some friends, accidentally ran over a guy, dumped his body in Tempe Town Lake, vowed to never talk about it again. Looking forward to an uneventful summer next year.
Why do you ask?
Was it a BLM protester or a white supremacist? It’s important.
I think it was the Gorten’s fisherman.
NOOOOOO!!!
I’ve lived in Tempe, so that’s nothing new. Would be interested to know what the body count is in that lake now. Kiwanis’s Park Lake, while not as deep, would be another good dumping location. Personally, I just let them float down the CAP.
I take em out to Apache Junction.
Hey, coyotes gotta eat too,
It’s a nice ride and I eat at the haunted mine’s saloon. They have good steaks there.
Coworker lived on the outskirts of Apache Junction, right at the foot of the Superstitions. Was a wonderful spot to sit out on the back porch in the evening, crack open a barley pop, and watch the mountains change color in the sunset.
Oh, he had a wash out back that was perfect for your proposal as well.
Cross Country Full Contact Kubb Tournament.
IT’S KUBB-TASTIC!
Went to Sturgis…side trip to Rushmore to see if they are starting the Orange addition.
“What I did on my summer vacation:”
Same thing I did during Christmas vacation except I didn’t throw snowballs at anyone.
What I did on my summer vacation:
Went to work; paid my monstrous air conditioning bill and wondered what democrat would swallow for joe biden.