Straight Line of the Day: If People Took Songs Literally… Posted by Oppo on 29 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If people took songs literally…
If people took songs literally… John Lennon would be the most destructive person in the world. Reply to this comment
… and some Coked-up chick would be travelling the world, trying to teach it to sing in perfect harmony. Reply to this comment
… then Cause wouldn’t be the reason for the evening or the Tropic of Sir Galahad. Reply to this comment
…guys would send her away an hour later and do away with daylight savings time because there ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone. Reply to this comment
You would wake up and say… Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby nooby la la la lo lo Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba Reply to this comment
… Bill Clinton achieved a lifetime of happiness by making an ugly woman his wife Reply to this comment
I would be able to actually “Wake the F- up” in the morning. My arms would be tired from climbing the white walls. James Hetfield would have died years ago in a massive donated gasoline fire. Snot-My B*lls, Your Chin. Need I say more? Like the Highlander, I would take cues from Jinjer and Prong, and go around snapping my fingers, and snapping necks because I am gonna be the one.. Reply to this comment
… our Army would have a crisis of leadership, with nobody qualified to promote above Brigadier General. Reply to this comment
Maria Brink would be insanely rich. All my friends would dance or they’d be no friends of mine. Beckham would have gotten with all of the Spice Girls. I would get my Honda out of the garage and go for a ride tonight. 1st gear… Reply to this comment
If people took songs literally… …I would attempt to undo all my mistakes by taking a jump to the left, then a step to my right… Reply to this comment
If people took songs literally… …there would be a big old herd of horses gathered we you can’t ride no more Reply to this comment
“Sounds of silence” would only be played in the woods with no one around. I still would not know what a “zig a zig ahhh” is, but I would understand that I want it, and my life is empty without it. Most natural disasters could be attributed to people who had “the whole world in their hands.” Reply to this comment
We’d know by now: 1) who wrote the book of love 2) who’ll stop the rain 3) who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong 4) who’s zoomin’ who 5) who do you love Reply to this comment
… Elvis would have suffered costly indignities so long as the malefactors spared his blue suede shoes. … and he would have wasted a lot of breath trying to insult a hound dog, which does not comprehend speech. Reply to this comment
… the Supreme Court would enforce the doctrine that it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. Reply to this comment
… it would be found that it is biologically and logistically impossible to rock and roll all night and party every day. Reply to this comment
…Men Without Hats would require hardhats to attend the Ball. …and Alanis Morissette would approve. Reply to this comment
the “Sounds of Silence” would be ignored.
…they would actually care if Jose could see.
Harvey Award!
… if I heard it in a love song, it can’t be wrong…
Meanwhile in Portland…. C’mon Baby Light My Fire
…Reno would be an awfully lonely place.
… “love” is the most contradictory thing in the world…
If people took songs literally…
They would be whiskey bent and Hell bound.
If people took songs literally…
John Lennon would be the most destructive person in the world.
… and some Coked-up chick would be travelling the world, trying to teach it to sing in perfect harmony.
… Mega Man 2 would’ve killed the franchise.
…I’d be waiting right at my mailbox for my Lawyers, Guns, and Money.
but when Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner shows I’m outta there.
…with the Police On My Back?
… the SMoD’s theme song would be “Make the World Go Away”…
…bird bird bird, bird bird bird. bird bird bird, bird bird bird…
Not much would change. My motto would still be, “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere.”
… then Cause wouldn’t be the reason for the evening or the Tropic of Sir Galahad.
…they’d need big pockets.
… is this a “Catch a Falling Star” reference? I hope so.
…guys would send her away an hour later and do away with daylight savings time because there ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone.
You would wake up and say…
Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby nooby la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Could you replete that??
Not without hurting myself.
… Bill Clinton achieved a lifetime of happiness by making an ugly woman his wife
…Joe Biden would start singing “Crazy” every time he saw a young girls hair.
I would be able to actually “Wake the F- up” in the morning.
My arms would be tired from climbing the white walls.
James Hetfield would have died years ago in a massive donated gasoline fire.
Snot-My B*lls, Your Chin. Need I say more?
Like the Highlander, I would take cues from Jinjer and Prong, and go around snapping my fingers, and snapping necks because I am gonna be the one..
… our Army would have a crisis of leadership, with nobody qualified to promote above Brigadier General.
…. I always wanted to go to Abergavenney.
Maria Brink would be insanely rich.
All my friends would dance or they’d be no friends of mine.
Beckham would have gotten with all of the Spice Girls.
I would get my Honda out of the garage and go for a ride tonight. 1st gear…
If people took songs literally…
…I would attempt to undo all my mistakes by taking a jump to the left, then a step to my right…
If people took songs literally…
…I’d have a restraining order against Sting.
…Roxanne is repairing a traffic signal.
Or is a hockey goal judge…
If people took songs literally…
…there would be a big old herd of horses gathered we you can’t ride no more
If people took songs literally…
…nobody would remember my name.
“Sounds of silence” would only be played in the woods with no one around.
I still would not know what a “zig a zig ahhh” is, but I would understand that I want it, and my life is empty without it.
Most natural disasters could be attributed to people who had “the whole world in their hands.”
You actually can touch this.
We’d know by now:
1) who wrote the book of love
2) who’ll stop the rain
3) who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong
4) who’s zoomin’ who
5) who do you love
We’d still wonder who let the dogs out.
… who you are
Know what to do with a drunken sailor.
…God really hates country singers.
Jimi Hendryx would be in a gay relationship. Kissing some guy.
… Elvis would have suffered costly indignities so long as the malefactors spared his blue suede shoes.
… and he would have wasted a lot of breath trying to insult a hound dog, which does not comprehend speech.
… Sinatra would be A-Number-One, top of the heap.
… the Supreme Court would enforce the doctrine that it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.
… it would be found that it is biologically and logistically impossible to rock and roll all night and party every day.
…Men Without Hats would require hardhats to attend the Ball.
…and Alanis Morissette would approve.
…. Low Rider would be a little higher.
But none of your friends would love it.
*Brandy really wasn’t a fine girl
*so what if it’s yesterday’s SLOTD?
It was an easy to play, please don’t hide away.