It’s for Jenos Idanian, for the post that started this thread, because Oppo said he deserves an as yet unnamed award, which I have suggested a name for. In fact I think I should receive a Golden Emu for suggesting the name for said award. Do I have to do all your work for you?
Oh, no! We’ve set the bar too low for Joe Biden! Now he looks competent if he…
…keeps his head from getting stuck in a bucket.
He learned from the best.
Some sort of as-yet-unnamed IMAO award to you!
I’ll speak with the awards creator, what do you have in mind?
I suggest the coveted IMAO Golden Emu award.
What is the award for?
It’s for Jenos Idanian, for the post that started this thread, because Oppo said he deserves an as yet unnamed award, which I have suggested a name for. In fact I think I should receive a Golden Emu for suggesting the name for said award. Do I have to do all your work for you?
Well, my intention was that there should be some sort of reward for referencing something that only readers of FrankJ would get. Like hippy-punching.
{It stands to reason there should be no penalty for getting such references, either.}
Now, as for a coveted Golden Emu Award for suggesting a Golden Emu Award, then there can only be one!
Golden Emu is an award I am saving for the Saturday Night Hootenanny trivia winner.
Oh, no! We’ve set the bar too low for Joe Biden! Now he looks competent if he…
stays continent.
Stays on the continent, more likely…
…can walk or chew gum.
That, or just get to the bathroom…you know, in a timely manner.
Oh, no! We’ve set the bar too low for Joe Biden! Now he looks competent if he…
if he can complete a…LOOK, SQUIRREL!
Gets his underwear on right side out and facing the right way.
Doesn’t trip over the bar.
…can be upright without being up tight.
…sniff through a mask.
…remember where the teleprompter is.
Or remember what a TelePrompTer is…
Pass the “Ginsburg Test” aka fogging a mirror.
Ironic timing on this post. Maybe another as yet unnamed award. Nostradamus?
What did WDS know, and when did WDS know it?
Biden doesn’t make it to Trump’s 2nd inauguration or Christmas.
This comment has aged… not well
Still was appropriate at the time.
I’m ranking on Biden’s loserness until he is no longer a threat.
… keeps us from noticing the strings leading from his suit off the top of the stage.
Oh, no! We’ve set the bar too low for Joe Biden! Now he looks competent if he…
talks the talk even if he can’t walk the walk.
Oh, no! We’ve set the bar too low for Joe Biden! Now he looks competent if he…
colors within the lines.
… hahaha… no… hahahahaha… the contradiction is just too much…hahahahahahaha… Biden… COMPETENT?… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nearly stands up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
His only accomplishment so far is earning the Secret Service code name “Chick-Poultry Snorkel.”
…can keep the FDA from approving him as a school lunch vegetable.
He is now the acknowledged expert on where chicken manure comes from.
…doesn’t start telling midget jokes to the bartender.
Wait- is this one really a social faux pas? No wonder why I get crappy service on return visits.
If this is out, what reason do I have to go a bar?
Glenlivet.