Welcome to IMAO: If You Zoom In, You’ll See That Today Is National Cheeseburger Day at the Dari-ette! Posted by Oppo on 18 September 2020, 11:00 am
“Lunchtime, Suzy. Let’s you and me go into the stockroom; keep your eye on the parking lot. OK?” [One soft-serve later…] “Well, hell, what d’you expect? Business is down, too.” “.” “If I could afford to take you to the warehouse/hotel next door someday, Darling, you know I would!” Reply to this comment
Never trust a restaurant with an empty parking lot.
I used to date a French woman named Dariette…she was a real cow.
Ooh, just in time for the lunchtime rush…
“Lunchtime, Suzy. Let’s you and me go into the stockroom; keep your eye on the parking lot. OK?”
[One soft-serve later…]
“Well, hell, what d’you expect? Business is down, too.”
“.”
“If I could afford to take you to the warehouse/hotel next door someday, Darling, you know I would!”
In the meantime, here’s some quarters – get me a Coke, will ya hon?
No matter how you tell it, this story’s going to have a bad ending.