Straight Line of the Day: You Can Tell Mother Earth Is Angry Because… Posted by Oppo on 26 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because… She keeps dodging the little asteroids fleeting by while waiting for just… the… right… one…. Reply to this comment
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because… She has that resting Biotch face on. Reply to this comment
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because… she hasn’t had a Snickers bar in ages. Reply to this comment
The next generation of Moon Nukers might give that an Obscury, but not this generation! Reply to this comment
There’s steam coming out of her ears. Someone’s going to pay the fissure price! Reply to this comment
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because… …when I told her “Good morning,” she replied, “You’ll get whatever type of morning I feel like giving you, punk.” Reply to this comment
… she’s sick of revolutions. She says, “That’s enough! If you can’t behave, I’m turning this thing around right now!” Reply to this comment
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because… Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’? Mother Nature: Up yours, ni**er. Reply to this comment
…she accused Father Time of getting overly fond of that Nancy Pelosi hussy. …of Joe Bidens peccadilloes. “It just ain’t natural.” …(And Shanghai Lil started using the pill.) …Trump hasn’t tweeted about her new charcoal gray outfit. Reply to this comment
… she’s tired of everyone saying she’s flat.
Well she does bulge a bit in the middle.
…she’s using all your given names…loudly.
…2020
…she keeps stomping her foot on California.
… and she stepped on Lagos in the middle of the night.
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
She keeps dodging the little asteroids fleeting by while waiting for
just… the… right… one….
… she’s constantly assaulting us with changing weather…
… Greta Thunberg was able to sail across the Atlantic unscathed…
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
She has that resting Biotch face on.
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
she hasn’t had a Snickers bar in ages.
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
she’s a woman.
What?
You are either very brave or very single.
Yes. Embrace the power of AND!
… Chiffon margarine is no longer available in the US and Canada…
The next generation of Moon Nukers might give that an Obscury, but not this generation!
That’s not nice.
Are we that old?
Just asking.
For a friend.
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
…her geysers are literally fuming.
There’s steam coming out of her ears. Someone’s going to pay the fissure price!
Stop toying with us…
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
…when I told her “Good morning,” she replied, “You’ll get whatever type of morning I feel like giving you, punk.”
… she’s sick of revolutions. She says, “That’s enough! If you can’t behave, I’m turning this thing around right now!”
… the Democrat party is run by her elders.
You can tell Mother Earth is angry because…
Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
Mother Nature: Up yours, ni**er.
…she accused Father Time of getting overly fond of that Nancy Pelosi hussy.
…of Joe Bidens peccadilloes. “It just ain’t natural.”
…(And Shanghai Lil started using the pill.)
…Trump hasn’t tweeted about her new charcoal gray outfit.
… #4: +1