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………… what was the question?”
be just as surprised as you.
Harvey Award!
… resign and run for Senate.
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
have the most extensive VOTER FRAUD organization to thank.
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
put Jill in charge of remodeling the white house basement.
… make Obama the second worst president ever.
Former Peanut Farmer hardest hit.
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
put a lid on the thing. You know, the thing with the words on it?
“…work hard as your senator to get a handle on this Y2K thing.”
“If I’m Elected President, I’ll…uh,
… do that, uh, thing, ya know?
Come on man!”
I’ll preside in the morning, I’ll preside in the evening, all over this land!
I’ll preside over danger! I’ll preside over warning! I’ll preside over incest!
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
sharpen my rusty razor on the curb, hold it to Putin’s throat and say “where’s that money you promised me, corn pop?”
This would be a heck of a time for my feet to fail me. ~ V. Putin
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
…”finally find that penny Barack told me was in the corner of the Oval Office.”
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
…”get a teleprompter with larger font.”
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
probably have to have Jill change my depends
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
…”probably have to explain to Bill that Kamala is not one of the interns.”
Is Bills vision that bad??
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
…”be very happy to find out who my cabinet members are.”
…call Hunter to see if he wants to bring friends over.
…stick my head in a bucket.
…demand that I always get two scoops of ice cream.
…quit working on my concession speech.
…make Hunter give me a bigger cut.
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
have pudding every day!
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
take a nap.
… demand a recount
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
…what was I saying, again?
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
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………… what was the question?”
Probably disappear mysteriously shortly after.
…take the 5th… or maybe the 25th…
… the 2020 fifth!
A fifth, not THE fifth.
You are confusing Joe with Hillary.
To be fair, you could confuse Joe by asking him what state he is in.
Confusion is a state.
I thought it was a ball.
A laser pointer would confuse you…
I had fun too.
…sniff out corruption where ever it may be. -I hear it likes to hide in the hair of little girls.
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(I hear he smells the ladies)
(I ain’t ‘fraid of no coke)
Who you gonna call?
Joe’s Busted!
What you gonna call?
Joe Busted!
If there’s someone wired
In your neighborhood
(Joe’s Busted!)
If he’s acting strange
And he don’t look good
(Joe’s Busted!) . . .
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…hire rodneydill to write my SLoD responses.
I resemble that remark
“If I’m elected President, I’ll…”
be sure to have the FBI tip off Facebook on what stories I need to have covered up.
… make sure the whole country adopts my 9:30 AM hard cap every day…
I promise that if I’m elected president I’ll let Kamala run everything.
Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
President Biden: How do you think I got elected?
You Know, The Thing! C’mon Man!