Straight Line of the Day: That’s a Shame. Pelosi Just Drunk-Texted Trump and Said… Posted by Oppo on 6 October 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said…
That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said… blurgle meenie snort snort! Reply to this comment
That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said… I love you man, let’s open a bar together! Reply to this comment
“I’ve never read or understood the Constitution. Does the 25th amendment apply to Speakers?” Reply to this comment
…As a peace offering, we’re sending you a giant, wooden, kitchen sink. Frankly, honey, it’s all we have left. Reply to this comment
Hey man, remember back in the day when you used to donate to my party? I miss those days. Reply to this comment
That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said… Is this the way to Pismo Beach? That dirty Ernie told me this is the way. Reply to this comment
… “lolll we both got tricked by our hair stylists”
That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said…
blurgle meenie snort snort!
That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said…
I love you man, let’s open a bar together!
… “You don’t know the power of the dark side! I must obey my master.”
… I’m fascinated by your hair – how do you get it to do that?…
….”shoulda stayed in Walter Reed”.
“Yuur my BESH friend!!1!”
…”I’m sending more flying monkeys. And these are MORE infected.”
“Jim Clyburn is my backdoor man!”
“I’ve never read or understood the Constitution. Does the 25th amendment apply to Speakers?”
LEEROY JENKINS!
I think you gave me Covfefe-19
“Lrmfstrdl”
“… and if you had one, your little dog too! Hahahahahahahaha!”
“After I get done riding my gavel you get a turn.”
Ever had real stale tuna?
…”If you lose, I’m an F02.80 and some poisoned lipstick away, baby!
Is your refrigerator running?
…As a peace offering, we’re sending you a giant, wooden, kitchen sink. Frankly, honey, it’s all we have left.
There’s a new web site for us called Bumblr
My lips are hot.
“… life could always be worse. Just ask Mr. Pelosi.”
YGDFT!TRUMPTATSOTE!!1!1!!
Let’s get a hotel room and make it REAL stormy.
I love you man, without you, I might actually have to do my job.
Hey man, remember back in the day when you used to donate to my party? I miss those days.
That’s a shame. Pelosi just drunk-texted Trump and said…
Is this the way to Pismo Beach? That dirty Ernie told me this is the way.