Welcome to IMAO! John Kerry Is Just About To Have a Chat With Greta Posted by Oppo on 9 February 2021, 11:00 am
Kerry: Look, it’s real simple. Whatever carbon we put out, we’ll offset. Greta: How? Kerry: We’ll fly home backwards. 2 Reply to this comment
“Gas up the gasbag,” is how Kerry’s butler tells the cook that ol’ horseface wants burritos for dinner. 2 Reply to this comment
It’s okay, Greta. My scientists have discovered that a little Yellow #6 and Blue #2 makes our jet fuel fully green compliant. 2 Reply to this comment
I’m Rich, we didn’t get that way by following the rules we expect the peasants to follow. 2 Reply to this comment
No no no Greta. I know it looks like a jet to the untrained eye. It’s actually a highly advanced wind powered train… Reserve power supplied by stolen childhood. 2 Reply to this comment
Kerry: Look, it’s real simple. Whatever carbon we put out, we’ll offset.
Greta: How?
Kerry: We’ll fly home backwards.
“Gas up the gasbag and wheels up in 20.”
“Gas up the gasbag,” is how Kerry’s butler tells the cook that ol’ horseface wants burritos for dinner.
It’s okay, Greta. My scientists have discovered that a little Yellow #6 and Blue #2 makes our jet fuel fully green compliant.
I’m Rich, we didn’t get that way by following the rules we expect the peasants to follow.
No no no Greta. I know it looks like a jet to the untrained eye. It’s actually a highly advanced wind powered train…
Reserve power supplied by stolen childhood.