(APEY:) On his way up to a “Strictly Kidz” store on the second level of a Highthreshold Mall on Friday, Semi-president Biden fell upstairs all the way.
Examining the resulting wreck, Secret Service operatives, who had previously seen him in the nude, confirmed it was indeed the semi-president. By certain missing indications.
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After buying a bunch of “Juicy” sweatpants for all of the females in the area, regardless of age, Mr. Biden said: “[Redacted}” for the thousandth time in his careen [Edit: career].
Reached for comment, Mr. Biden reached — and reached — for comment.
Jen Psaki, trying to clarify the incident of the Fall and the Spring, said:
“Um, the .. and I’m sure Gov. Cuomo will back me up here — or over there — against the wall … L … Look, I didn’t sign up for this, OK?”
[Update:] Major the dog later bit her.
Major the Dog bites Jen Psaki, women, children and Major effected most. Details at ten.
affected.
I think effected works in this context.
Gentlemen rest your sphincters. I think you’re both correct.