There once was a fellow named Joe
Who hugged, but would never let go.
The press said “OK …
But only on days that end with”-day”;
Or that would make the news faux.
There once was a fellow named Joe
Who hugged, but would never let go.
The press said “OK …
But only on days that end with”-day
And you can fill in for Larry, or Curly, or Moe.
There once was a fellow named Joe
Who hugged, but would never let go.
The press said “OK …
for days ending in ”-day”
then wallow in white guilt just for the show.
What the hey, his VP’s a ho.
Hunter still gives 10% of the dough
…and this limerick’s meter don’t flow.
Re: the offending line:
One sometimes must sacrifice purity of essence.
(Rodney Dill fixed this problem, below, but then caused his own problem.)
There once was a fellow named Joe
Who hugged, but would never let go.
The press said “OK …
But only on days that end with”-day”;
Or that would make the news faux.
His son prefers hookers and blow…
Real Americans don’t like the show.
There once was a fellow named Joe
Who hugged, but would never let go.
The press said “OK …
But only on days that end with”-day
And you can fill in for Larry, or Curly, or Moe.
There once was a fellow named Joe
Who hugged, but would never let go.
The press said “OK …
for days ending in ”-day”
then wallow in white guilt just for the show.