Vatican attacked by Biden administration upon hearing it was harboring weapons of Mass deconstruction

“That’s a buncha Bergoglio!” said Biden in an interview with George Stephanopolous, with a cheapish grin.

“I’ve never strayed far from my Muslim faith,” Biden opined, counting his rosaries on a nearby prop table.

Stephanopolous cursed and said “Not again!”; followed by “You mean your Christian faith” — at which point Biden nodded emphatically off, and Major bit both of them.

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