Captain: “Sarge, that Moose is back!” Sarge: “I’ll send the rookie, it’ll be fun to watch.” 5 Reply to this comment
Moose, in goal for the Saskatchewan eleven, is unscored upon in 5 matches this season… 3 Reply to this comment
You put your left foot in. You pull your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about… 5 Reply to this comment
Them Moose Goosers by Mason Williams How about Them Moose Goosers, Ain’t they recluse? Up in them boondocks, Goosin’ them moose. Goosin’ them huge moose, Goosin’ them tiny, Goosin’ them meadow-moose In they hiney. Look at Them Moose Goosers, Ain’t they dumb? Some use an umbrella, Some use a thumb. Them obtuse Moose Goosers, Sneakin’ through the woods, Pokin’ them snoozy moose In they goods. How to be a Moose Gooser? It’ll turn ye puce. Gitchy gooser loose and Rouse a drowsy moose! Copyright Jake Olefsky 2 Reply to this comment
Y’know the only problem with Moosehead is that the antlers abrade your thighs… 1 Reply to this comment
Just another day in Anchorage….at least it’s not a bear this time.
Captain: “Sarge, that Moose is back!”
Sarge: “I’ll send the rookie, it’ll be fun to watch.”
Another dance off in Cicely AK.
That moose is looking awfully squirrelly.
Moose, in goal for the Saskatchewan eleven, is unscored upon in 5 matches this season…
The latest RCMP stealth observation technology goes a bit wonky in Saskatoon…
Wanna watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat?
You put your left foot in.
You pull your left foot out.
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about…
At least that’s one problem we don’t have in the south.
The Canadian remake of ‘The Matrix’ left much to be desired.
Not another Moose Gooser
Them Moose Goosers
by
Mason Williams
How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin’ them moose.
Goosin’ them huge moose,
Goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow-moose
In they hiney.
Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin’ through the woods,
Pokin’ them snoozy moose
In they goods.
How to be a Moose Gooser?
It’ll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!
Copyright Jake Olefsky
When the world’s most interesting moose drinks beer it’s Moosehead Beer.
Y’know the only problem with Moosehead is that the antlers abrade your thighs…
Tryouts for running backs by the New York Jets were not exactly promising.
Who knew that moose were triggered by the smell of bacon?
Local Police Department “Assist Lady Moose Across the Street Week”.
Cop ‘n’ a squat.
We’ve cornered the moose, but where’s the squirrel?